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Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite
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A slug makes his way into and upon a bar, and said to the barman "Gin and tonic, please"
The barman picks up the slug and hurls it out of the door and onto the pavement. Three weeks later the same slug went into the bar and said to the barman "What did you do that for ?"
The barman picks up the slug and hurls it out of the door and onto the pavement. Three weeks later the same slug went into the bar and said to the barman "What did you do that for ?"
My wife limited herself to one slice of pizza last night,
by not slicing it.
by not slicing it.
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For feck sake one of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported!
Now we don't have Oleg to stand on!
Now we don't have Oleg to stand on!
Walking down the high street, a woman spies a shop doorway she"s never seen before.Pinned to the front is a sign: "Clit-licking frog-inside".Checking to make sure no-one"s watching, she darts in, only to find an almost bare store."Er, can you help me?" she asks the man behind the counter.He looks up and grins widely."Oui, mademoiselle!"
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If you're wondering why Muslim
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
-No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
More than one wife
More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
You cook over burning camel ****- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no Sh*t Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse.
terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
-No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
More than one wife
More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
You cook over burning camel ****- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no Sh*t Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse.
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absolutely brilliant nearly pissed myself laughing thanks for that
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Eric Morcambe met Jimmy Greaves at a ‘Goal Diggers’ event and asked him: ‘What would you be if you weren’t a footballer and able to score goals?’
Jimmy replied ‘I had a job lined up as a compositor at The Times’ then he asked Eric ‘What would you have been if you weren’t funny?’
Eric replied ‘Mike and Bernie Winters’
Jimmy replied ‘I had a job lined up as a compositor at The Times’ then he asked Eric ‘What would you have been if you weren’t funny?’
Eric replied ‘Mike and Bernie Winters’