I once bought mine a deep fat fryer. I thought she'd be delighted with it on Christmas morning. Similar reaction to the vacuum cleaner I bought her the year before.
Off Topic The Christmas Thread 2025
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I like your stripey pyjamas…
I once shot an elephant in them….
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One for the grandbairns...
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Got threw under the bus by the fat twat in his grotto..
my son wanted some football kits for xmas, Haaland kit specifically ( let him off hes only 5 and already has city kits
)
anyway, yesterday santa asked him what he wanted, he said football kit.
then instead of just saying ok, there where follow up questions!!! my son goes a bit shy, you wanted Haaland i think you said didnt you son?...
Nah, Real Madrid ..............i give Santa a glare to indicate postage times for the cheap dodgy kits will not allow a Real Madrid kit now.........nudge him back towards Haaland you fat prick!................oh no problem says Santa i wil make a note!
what a ****, quick search online for cheap options within postage times , few and far between, plenty of full price 50/60 quid kits about though.
fuming!
my son wanted some football kits for xmas, Haaland kit specifically ( let him off hes only 5 and already has city kits
)anyway, yesterday santa asked him what he wanted, he said football kit.
then instead of just saying ok, there where follow up questions!!! my son goes a bit shy, you wanted Haaland i think you said didnt you son?...
Nah, Real Madrid ..............i give Santa a glare to indicate postage times for the cheap dodgy kits will not allow a Real Madrid kit now.........nudge him back towards Haaland you fat prick!................oh no problem says Santa i wil make a note!
what a ****, quick search online for cheap options within postage times , few and far between, plenty of full price 50/60 quid kits about though.
fuming!
Got threw under the bus by the fat twat in his grotto..
my son wanted some football kits for xmas, Haaland kit specifically ( let him off hes only 5 and already has city kits
anyway, yesterday santa asked him what he wanted, he said football kit.
then instead of just saying ok, there where follow up questions!!! my son goes a bit shy, you wanted Haaland i think you said didnt you son?...
Nah, Real Madrid ..............i give Santa a glare to indicate postage times for the cheap dodgy kits will not allow a Real Madrid kit now.........nudge him back towards Haaland you fat prick!................oh no problem says Santa i wil make a note!
what a ****, quick search online for cheap options within postage times , few and far between, plenty of full price 50/60 quid kits about though.
fuming!
They were selling man city stuff in Primark not so long back.
Probably sold out now.
Man City kits, Real Madrid kits, mmmm. I have very proudly bought my two and half year old Grandson his first football kit for Christmas, Hull City first team shirt and shorts in infant size, £48, and I'll have a tear in my eye when I see him in them on Christmas Day.Got threw under the bus by the fat twat in his grotto..
my son wanted some football kits for xmas, Haaland kit specifically ( let him off hes only 5 and already has city kits
anyway, yesterday santa asked him what he wanted, he said football kit.
then instead of just saying ok, there where follow up questions!!! my son goes a bit shy, you wanted Haaland i think you said didnt you son?...
Nah, Real Madrid ..............i give Santa a glare to indicate postage times for the cheap dodgy kits will not allow a Real Madrid kit now.........nudge him back towards Haaland you fat prick!................oh no problem says Santa i wil make a note!
what a ****, quick search online for cheap options within postage times , few and far between, plenty of full price 50/60 quid kits about though.
fuming!
My grandson’s first City kit cost me a fortune. Drove over from Brid and got caught by a speed camera just over the limit going past the cemetery on Spring Bank. Found out later that it was the only operational speed camera in Hull that day.
I blame the parents.Got threw under the bus by the fat twat in his grotto..
my son wanted some football kits for xmas, Haaland kit specifically ( let him off hes only 5 and already has city kits
anyway, yesterday santa asked him what he wanted, he said football kit.
then instead of just saying ok, there where follow up questions!!! my son goes a bit shy, you wanted Haaland i think you said didnt you son?...
Nah, Real Madrid ..............i give Santa a glare to indicate postage times for the cheap dodgy kits will not allow a Real Madrid kit now.........nudge him back towards Haaland you fat prick!................oh no problem says Santa i wil make a note!
what a ****, quick search online for cheap options within postage times , few and far between, plenty of full price 50/60 quid kits about though.
fuming!
Cityzen in driving fast past a cemetery shock, not.
I was slightly younger than you at the time.
Rumour has it you were born old, I, of course, couldn't possibly comment.
Santas been on the 'Ozempic diet'
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Wise beyond his years is the phrase I think you are struggling to recall.
My wife would differ as she wants to know when I will grow up especially when it comes to football and beer. I tell her there is plenty of time when I am a bit older.