Little Johnny, normally the noisiest in class was unusually quiet. The teacher asked him "what's the problem Johnny"? Johnny replied "its my granddad, he got burned yesterday". The teacher said "that's sad, is it bad"? Johnny replied "well they don't fcuk around at the crematorium"...
I hold my hands up to my own guilt on this thread, and I apologise for that, but can we cut the politics please.