Match Day Thread Bournemouth v Newcastle

But, his hands were on your shoulders?

 

Nah I had to lie on my side and put my knees up...it was a bit like taking a dump but without the satisfaction.

 

Hope the results were all OK mate.

 

And I'm not sure how you normally take your dumps, but I find sitting on a toilet is less messy.

 

Was a routine thing because of my age and family history. It was fine.

 

On the way out the feeling resembles the feeling of a plop.

 

....I've had a couple of " inspections " over the years and what comes out your arse after drinking pints of the laxative they give you the night before couldn't be described as a dump.

 

Just humming rule Britannia with your eyes wide closed!

 

Mine was just described as a digital exam.

 

I just pulled a funny face and looked anguished I think.. Then after that I lost respect for the doctor.

 

Nice try Jim, but nobody puts Obi off his breakfast. Well, 2nd breakfast now, it's 10am.

 

I could actually sh!t through the eye of a needle by the time I'd finished the stuff.

 

I think it's obvious that our shortage of wins so far this season is purely down to the distinct lack of hat eating threats. This tactic served us well for the previous 3 seasons. And without these threats, we've simply not been getting the results.

I appreciate it might have been costing a lot for @Mick O'Toon and @JokeInEre to keep buying new hats, but I'm happy to set up a fundraiser if it gets us back to winning ways.

 

We have a good squad but people will still whine when we use it

 

Urgh.

We have moved on mate.

 

Hardly moved on, the whining was very apparent in er our last game.

 

Well, I tried to divert the conversation...