Off Topic Offensive jokes thread

That was the way my Dad was too (although I could always make an extremely educated guess who he voted for), but go down to my Grandma’s and my step-Grandad was a Labour councillor (John Atkinson), very close with John Black for a long time and my uncle was East Yorkshire buses union leader for quite a while, had placards all over the place, loved by some, hated by many. I can honestly say I never voted until my 30’s, my ex forced me to start voting regardless, but for me, there wasn’t anyone worth voting for and that is so prevalent today. It’s a ****ing disaster.

Social media obviously plays a big role in the transparency Ric mentions, because even if you try not to post anything political, there’s often a hint of one direction or the other.

All in all, jokes aside, I think it’s much better to keep the politics out of any of the threads because it does cause division, and it does taint peoples opinions on you, whether you say it does or not, it does, and we have enough ****e on here (myself included) to work our way through at times.

 

No more politics, let’s offend you with some jokes…….

What was Osama Bin Ladens favourite sports team?
The New York Jets

 

You'll be very hard pushed to offend me.


The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.

 

Haha, I kinda got that impression. I could go really offensive, but I’m sure it would offend a few on here, so gonna leave it lol

 

24 years tomorrow... I remember it like yesterday, on top of that, the aftermath and the changes over the years that followed, blended in with the rapid growth of the internet, then smartphone and social media development. What an epoch. Then came Covid, which most ppl have consigned to lived recent memories now, probably to be remembered better in a decade.

 

I literally joined the Army (started training) the day after 9/11.

 

Yankee twat.

 

Starmer = Nerd
Corbyn = Nerd
Milliban = Nerd
Rees Mog = Super Nerd.

I could go on.

Politics is for Nerds and has no place on any board where Carmine treads.

FACT.

 

I didn’t even register that it was that close tbh! I’d just left my job so I was off for a few weeks and I remember sitting in the living room with my Mum watching it all unfold. Extremely sad day for humanity.

 

Thought you didn’t want to be included in olm’s the same old posters complaint Ric?
It might be an offensive joke thread but it’s still politics

 

I never said anything about not wanting to be included in OLM's list.

I'll take the post down if It's offended you (What the **** has the world come to)and I hope that you remain consistent when you're digging people about political posts when one of your mates put one up

 

id rather all political jokes ****ed off
sick of seeing any of their faces

 

Oh come on mate
Don’t go down the “offended” bullshit
It’s a no politics rule
We had it all out yesterday and you do that the next day
It’s not even funny

I’d love to post about mandelson
But won’t

 

I thought it was ****ing hilarious...

But I've applied for a removal.

 

Mildly amusing for me, we all have different senses of humour, some can recognise this others can't, hey ho.


The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.

 

I'm somewhere between mildly amusing and full on hilarious but yes,different strokes for different blokes.