Off Topic Offensive jokes thread

Hadcock and chips?


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Prince Harry is all smiles as he returns to the UK to meet with his father. Reports say he will also visit King Charles if there’s time.

 

Cod piece?

 

What do you call a group of trans gender women super heroes?


X-MEN

 

I can’t even remember what it was.

 

I always thought Ric was a higher power.


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As the specialists say when they're examining your nether regions or scans and can't find any sinister lumps and bumps... 'Unremarkable'

 

Not entirely sure where to pour the curry sauce on this one.

 

In terms of strength,unity and knowledge...Yes,absolutely.

(Remiss of me not to mention in feet and inches also).

 

That's a lot of fanny batter....

 

Tunnocks caravans

 

Oi midden gob, that caravan is not offensive.


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Walked by that very van 2 or 3 weeks back DJ!!! It's in Drimsynie Holiday Park up at Lochgoilhead,my lad had hired the caravan 3 up from it for the week and I jumped up on the bus for a couple of days carrying only 2 bottles of Malt Whisky and a set of golf clubs

 

I remember you said you were going up there. I’ve never actually been there, but a lot of my friends went up there for the summer (a long time ago now).

 

What’s a suicide bombers biggest fear?
Dying alone.