Transfer Rumours Summer 2025 Transfer Thread…

He was a free?

 

Acun scouts, does the deal, writes the contact and signs the cheque.

 

You are Red Top, your neighbour is Krystyna and I claim my bowl of Pierogi.

 

I note that our manager is 1.91 Meters (6 Ft 3 Inches) tall. Something tells me that the days of Messi height (but more limited skills) players here is on the wane.

 

Fooking b-atch… fook this sharing… lol

 

One of McBurnie's best mates has commented on his insta post saying 'bricked up'. Think that tells you how it was possible lol.

 

Doesn't tell me anything, please explain.

 

Brick, in some parts is slang for pound.

 

Think we are going to be able to look after ourselves this year. No getting pushed around.

 

‘Bricked up’ is young person speak for having an erection.

 

Can’t be much of an erection, if you have to actually tell people?

 

McBurnie said the first thing Sergej asked was "Can you score me 15 goals?"
Destan said the first thing Sergej asked was "Can you score me 5/6 goals?"

The boss doesn't mess around

 

Anyone got any mortar?

 

Well if McBuirnie was the good striker (15/16 goals) and Frigan is the very good striker, how many has he promised..? 20/25

 

Mitrovic has the record with 43, so at least 44 i'd imagine

 

The first thing he asked Phillips was “Have you brought a cushion so you’re comfortable when sitting on the bench?”.

 

I almost bought those adidas socks to go with me gazelle’s the other day. Then I thought nah look an absolute bellend wearing thick cotton socks halfway up your legs.

 

The tiger socks would look smart though

 

Burn baby burn,
Oli McBurnie.