JS.s First Eleven

After watching the Stevenage game, I would dare anyone to suggest the best starting eleven.
It is giving me a headache just thinking about it.
Stephan has a lot to ponder!

 

I've been away. Who is Vine. Surely no relation to our Rowan?

 

The lad we bought (?) from Scum last summer who has been long term injured.

 

Cheers. We seem to have a lot sick notes from Chelsea. Hopefully we'll get a full 46 games out of them. Combined that is not each one.

 

So we played two completely different 11s, plus had Kolli, Frey, Lloyd, Bloody JCS and Magic Madsen missing. Bennie not mentioned.

Guardiola would tell us that the squad is too big. Though I suppose we can assume that Richards will disappear with a trace pretty soon.

Who are we selling?

 

You can start with discounting JCS. It's pointless, he won't play more than 10 games a season for the rest of his career.

 

Does it matter? Anyone who was here last season excluding the golden goose from Denmark because there is still big profit to be made out of him. That's what it says on the tin. I think we're fattening them up, polishing their turds and putting them in the shop window for end-of-transfer window- auction lottery-selling-to-highest-bidder- for massive profits-when-teams- have-failed-to-land-preferred-targets.

Good bit of free advertising. Line up some dud opponents so that they can each score some ridiculous goals which can be captured in a promo video filmed on a camcorder. It always worked with us.

 

Does it matter? Anyone who was here last season excluding the golden goose form Denmark because there is still big profit to be made out of him. That's what it says on the tin. I think we're fattening them up, polishing their turds and putting them in the shop window for end-of-transfer window- auction lottery-selling-to-highest-bidder- for massive profits-when-teams- have-failed-to-land-preferred-targets.

Good bit of free advertising. Line up some dud opponents so that they can each score some ridiculous goals which can be captured in a promo video. It always worked with us.