Match Day Thread Newcastle United v Everton

[Gangsta Ginola]

Agreed leave that grease haired bellend well alone. He'd probably be more confused if he got no abuse and no boo's when he was on the ball.

But wouldn’t it be great if he gave away a penalty. Got sent off and we smashed them 7-0.

 

[JokeInEre]

Tonight's pretty significant. B'mth have a real chance, City weren't great vs Palace, are quite predictable and something feels very off about them. If B'mth get something, and they've still got to go to Fulham, it could be a messy end. Wonder if they move on from Pep if all that happened?

Also quite pleased Chelsea are going into a cauldron - they're another one I can see getting battered by Forest. I'm not interested in other clubs permutations, I need us to win and win well. SJP needs to be bouncing and we just need to inject the **** out of everyone to get the best XI on the pitch. If all goes well - which it rarely does - it could end up being:

1. Liverpool
2. Arsenal
3. Newcastle
4. Villa
5. Forest
6. Chelsea
7. City

Ill eat my hat if it ends up like this.

 

[Sheikh_of_Araby]

It fired him up once ffs

Given what's at stake Sunday the childish dinosaur ****e should be left outside. Focus on our own team.

The last thing we need is him to respond with a worldy.

 

[G4rdToonArmy]

But wouldn’t it be great if he gave away a penalty. Got sent off and we smashed them 7-0.

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[FadgewackeR]

It fired him up once ffs

I prefer just to shout unusual stuff at him. Not necessarily abuse, just stuff that would make him think “what…?”

 

[Darren Peacock’s Ponytail]

We need to rile up Gordon and get him going against Everton

 

[Eddie's British Plodders]

We need to rile up Gordon and get him going against Everton

Just don't let him take any penalties.

 

[G4rdToonArmy]

I prefer just to shout unusual stuff at him. Not necessarily abuse, just stuff that would make him think “what…?”

"Jordan, JORDAN - do you like Jam sandwiches?"

 

[mmmkay]

I prefer just to shout unusual stuff at him. Not necessarily abuse, just stuff that would make him think “what…?”

Need some examples

 

[Obi Wan]

Jordan, how did your mam manage to shag a t-rex?

 

[ToonArmy1892]

Looks like no TV.

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[Roland Deschain]

It’ll be Forest Chelsea, Man U Villa, right?

 

[Eddie's British Plodders]

It’ll be Forest Chelsea, Man U Villa, right?

Sky have gone with Forest v Chelsea and Liverpool v Crystal Palace.

 

[Rum & Black for 2]

I prefer just to shout unusual stuff at him. Not necessarily abuse, just stuff that would make him think “what…?”

I can vouch for that.

 

[FadgewackeR]

Need some examples

Jordan, your Mam’s on the phone!!!! What shall I tell her?

Jordan, are you gloves grippy?

Jordan, what the **** are you wearing odd socks for?

Jordan…. Joooooooorrrrrdaaaaan!!! Yer dad wants to know what you’ve done with the remote.

All best asked before a corner. Goal kicks are ok.

 

[Rum & Black for 2]

Jordan, your Mam’s on the phone!!!! What shall I tell her?

Jordan, are you gloves grippy?

Jordan, what the **** are you wearing odd socks for?

Jordan…. Joooooooorrrrrdaaaaan!!! Yer dad wants to know what you’ve done with the remote.

All best asked before a corner. Goal kicks are ok.

 

[Roland Deschain]

Sky have gone with Forest v Chelsea and Liverpool v Crystal Palace.

 

[Charlie Snakescock]

Predictably TNT went with Man U Villa.

Villa will beat Man U and Forest will beat Chelsea, meaning we definitely need a win here.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Given what's at stake Sunday the childish dinosaur ****e should be left outside. Focus on our own team.

The last thing we need is him to respond with a worldy.

he gets easily rattled by it all. I’d say crack on.

 

[haslam]

But wouldn’t it be great if he gave away a penalty. Got sent off and we smashed them 7-0.

If we smashed them I'd want him in goal throughout.