Given what's at stake Sunday the childish dinosaur ****e should be left outside. Focus on our own team. The last thing we need is him to respond with a worldy.
I prefer just to shout unusual stuff at him. Not necessarily abuse, just stuff that would make him think “what…?”
Jordan, your Mam’s on the phone!!!! What shall I tell her? Jordan, are you gloves grippy? Jordan, what the **** are you wearing odd socks for? Jordan…. Joooooooorrrrrdaaaaan!!! Yer dad wants to know what you’ve done with the remote. All best asked before a corner. Goal kicks are ok.
Predictably TNT went with Man U Villa. Villa will beat Man U and Forest will beat Chelsea, meaning we definitely need a win here.