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Match Day Thread Newcastle United v Everton

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonArmy1892, May 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM.

  1. Geordie Ginola

    Geordie Ginola Well-Known Member

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    But wouldn’t it be great if he gave away a penalty. Got sent off and we smashed them 7-0.
     
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  2. JokeInEre

    JokeInEre Well-Known Member

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    Ill eat my hat if it ends up like this.
     
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  3. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    Given what's at stake Sunday the childish dinosaur ****e should be left outside. Focus on our own team.

    The last thing we need is him to respond with a worldy.
     
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  4. G4rdToonArmy

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  5. FadgewackeR

    FadgewackeR Well-Known Member

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    I prefer just to shout unusual stuff at him. Not necessarily abuse, just stuff that would make him think “what…?”
     
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  6. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    We need to rile up Gordon and get him going against Everton
     
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  7. Eddie's British Plodders

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    Just don't let him take any penalties.
     
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  8. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    "Jordan, JORDAN - do you like Jam sandwiches?"
     
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  9. mmmkay

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    Need some examples <laugh>
     
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  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Jordan, how did your mam manage to shag a t-rex?
     
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  11. ToonArmy1892

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    Looks like no TV.

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  12. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    It’ll be Forest Chelsea, Man U Villa, right?
     
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  13. Eddie's British Plodders

    Eddie's British Plodders Well-Known Member

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    Sky have gone with Forest v Chelsea and Liverpool v Crystal Palace.
     
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  14. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    I can vouch for that.

    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  15. FadgewackeR

    FadgewackeR Well-Known Member

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    Jordan, your Mam’s on the phone!!!! What shall I tell her?

    Jordan, are you gloves grippy?

    Jordan, what the **** are you wearing odd socks for?

    Jordan…. Joooooooorrrrrdaaaaan!!! Yer dad wants to know what you’ve done with the remote.

    All best asked before a corner. Goal kicks are ok.
     
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  16. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Roland Deschain

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    <confused><confused><confused><confused>
     
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  18. Charlie Dogscock

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    Predictably TNT went with Man U Villa.

    Villa will beat Man U and Forest will beat Chelsea, meaning we definitely need a win here.
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    he gets easily rattled by it all. I’d say crack on.
     
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  20. haslam

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    If we smashed them I'd want him in goal throughout.
     
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