Match Day Thread Newcastle United v Everton

Does Isak start today?

 

think so rested vs arsenal to make sure he’s fit for this, doesn’t matter how it happens but 3 points needed today hopefully SJP will be rocking and we will come flying out the blocks!

 

You’re the reason people are losing jobs.

Kidding. It’s a big day today. Yesterdays result makes it even more important to win today.

 

I 100% believe he was rested for today.

 

I heard he will be on bench and Gordon up top

 

I hope not. That makes me nervous.

We need players in their best positions.

 

No and Wilson has been prepped all week with the game plan.

 

Sorry mixing you up with Trevor

 

Given Evertons usual tactics, Wilson would, for once, be the best option over other back up options

 

That is to waste time from the 3rd minute and kick anything above grass level

 

Then we play below the grass.

We have more than enough quality to smash these lot. They will be on the holidays.

 

We'll be losing at half time and the entire second half is a nervous assault on them. We equalise late on but the stadium is flat as it isn't enough. Then it's announced that there's a late equaliser at Forest meaning we finish 5th.

The eruption in the stadium means Pickford has to stop helicoptering the fans behind the goal.

 

Or we score a goal in the first minute then sit back allowing a pile on. Then in the 23rd minute we hear Aston Villa score, 6 minutes later we hear Chelsea have scored.
Forum wets itself.
Stadium in silence at the 77% possession by Everton with 16 shots on target.
Hands in heads every time the ball is passed back to Pope.
Then in the 61st minute, EH brings on Longstaff for Bruno and Wilson on for Isak.
Tonali gets caught on the ankle and needs replacing.
EH brings on Krafth.
Botman starts hobbling.
9 minutes of extra time

Phew! We win and finish 3rd as Man City lost

 

I'm not liking any of these scenarios

 

Me neither. But in true NUFC fashion these are the likely scenarios.

It’s just how we roll.