Yeah, sometimes it makes me wish to pop back in time to those classes for a few minutes to have a bit of a troll.
****ing hated RE. I used to be such a little **** in lessons and I think one of the RE teachers in particular feared I was the anti-Christ. Also had the crappy don't smoke, don't drink, don't ****, don't do drugs, don't play on level crossings, don't swear, don't skive, don't piss on electric fences, don't fight bullshit as well in another class taught by the same morons. They changed the name of it every year to something more politically acceptable, I think the final iteration while I was at school was PSE, Personal, Social Education.
Yeah, i had that, it got renamed that a few years back. I skipped most of those lessons, and studied for the important ones (if playing football can be considered studying for PE class?)
Personal Social Education . That sounds like a euphemism for a class where children are brainwashed into conforming perfectly to British society.
That's pretty much what it was intended to do, but they taught it too late and it basically just gave a bunch of rebellious 15 year olds a list of things to do at the weekend.
Like put a condom on a banana. Actually we were not given bananas but plastic cocks instead and they gave us out of date condoms so we could not steal any.
RE was the religious one wasn't it? If it was, I got sent out of class once for suggesting that God wasn't real because why would he send down his only son for him to get killed?
What's more; christianity adopts the view that god is omniscient and omnipresent. So that means he knew that sending his son down would found a religion responsible for religious war, religious torture, religious genocide and religious murder over the course of the following two thousand years. What a guy.
All we really had to do was talk about ourselves, and try and look at ourselves in a negative light. Do you know how hard it is for an arrogant twat like myself to look at myself in a negative way?
I got booted out of class for wearing a slayer t-shirt (which had written on it "God hates us all") over my school polo shirt. The poor teacher thought i was a satanist. Couldn't be bothered to explain slayer aren't satanic, just thought it was funny seeing the teacher panic.
There's a triangle of Omnipotent, Omniscient and Benevolent. He can only be two at a time supposedly, so if he's all powerful and all knowing he's an almighty bell end, but if he's nice then they just say he's weak in some way...convenient.
Christmas there said it ****ing hate it from the shopping to the ****ing having to be nice to twats in my family i can't stand to please my wife and not upset my mother by punching them. I hate ****s who stick up decorations in early November just to be the LOOK AT ME ****s they are and they should be done for child abuse for tormenting their kids for 2 months,the tv turns to **** with mind numbingly **** films and the like. Noel edmonds and his ****ing smarmy face fixing it so Mavis can see her sister in Australia before the sex change arrrghhhhhhhhhhh.Cliff Richard another **** pure and simple wheels his way over here to release the most hideous of records appears on lorraine (saving her for a later rant) and the like then ****s of to hibernate in Portugal for another year,here cliff don't bother we hate you you priest shagging twat. Neighbours you don't even speak to sending you cards,milkmen who become overly loud in the vain hope you give them a bonus,window cleaners cleaning windows in 3 foot of snow in a snow storm for the same reasons ....please just **** off. What was one of the most religious festivals has become the festival of commercialism and rightly so i mean why the **** let religion get in the way.Christ this Christ that you'd think it was his birthday or something.Don't even get me started on buying stuff for people as well as their kids and getting one present in return with the tag saying 'from sis/bro and family'.....Whoaaaaaaaa hold on a god damn minute i spent a fortune on multiple pressies and get ****ing one in return.TIGHT BASTARDS it's not my fault they bred like rabbits. thank **** for drink that's all i can say
As Epicurus put it, 300 years before Christianity: "Is your God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"
Agreed. I hate Christmas as a concept. I like the idea of spending time with your family doing nothing but drinking and eating though Can't wait for xmas dinner.
My teacher was asking questions once asking all like "Who put the words in Quran" and people were like "..muhammad" and then she was like, "yes.. and who gave the words to muhammad".. and everyone was like "..God" So i blerted out "Yes.. but who put the ram, in the ramalamadingdong?" She looked at me weirdly and walked away.
