My mam had to pay £7 for a new RE textbook after my younger brother put a letter 't' on the end of 'Rabbi'... I think he should have been awarded, comedy is more important than religion to most people these days.
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My mam had to pay £7 for a new RE textbook after my younger brother put a letter 't' on the end of 'Rabbi'... I think he should have been awarded, comedy is more important than religion to most people these days.
I like christmas. If the commercialism helps the economy, then merry christmas. The only thing i dislike is the christmas songs on the radio. I am sick to death of noddy ****ing holder.
"What will your daddy do
When he sees your Mama kissin' Santa Claus?"
Umm, he'd deck the fat bastard.
I used to do this to all of the ESPO school books
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Poor girl was only a temp student teacher taking her first lesson too.
We never saw her again.
Had a student RE teacher who pronounced so much **** wrong it was painful. We used to keep track and then say as many of them back to her in one sentence as we could. Such gems were: 'synagogue' as 'sigh nag og you', 'Chile' like 'Child' without the D and 'Gethsemane' as 'Geth sum maine'.
She is probably a fully qualified teacher now. Oh dear.
It was fun to deliberactly act stupid in RE. I was a straight A student, but failed my RE GCSE miserably, because i messed around for the exam. During lessons, i would ask ridiculous questions, usually involving god, superpowers, and who would win in a fight between God and Batman.
I had an English teacher in Year 11 who was incredibly thick. I don't even know how she slipped through the net.
Told us a civilian was someone who worked for the government, the whole class told her she was wrong and she said that there were 2 meanings of the word.
She was given the task of teaching us World War 1 poems and thought it was a war led by Hitler in a Nazi campaign on France.
Gave a girl a detention for writing an essay that was too long.
The list goes on..
Oh, and PSE is now called PSHE
Told us a civilian was someone who worked for the government, the whole class told her she was wrong and she said that there were 2 meanings of the word.
She was given the task of teaching us World War 1 poems and thought it was a war led by Hitler in a Nazi campaign on France.
Gave a girl a detention for writing an essay that was too long.
The list goes on..
Oh, and PSE is now called PSHE
Crazy
Was always cringe worthy when that happened! Student teachers were always a disaster!!
I have nothing but fond memories of school. Life was so simple back then
Aye, so much easier
Few 6 hours at school, piss easy, laugh with ya friends at everyone elses expense, get home at half 3, not a care in the world. I'd go back to year 10 now I was a good student but still cocky as hell. We used to turn all the tables around and face the other way when my maths teacher went out the room. Think she hated me but loved me at the same time.. I was meant to be an A* student. Didn't go too well.
Aye, so much easier
I actually miss school. Poker games in the common room (i once won a tenner), stupid pranks, and dodgy dares. Don't jump out of a 2nd storey window when theres a teacher below, they tend to frown upon it. Made a fiver doing it though, so detention was worth it.
Yeah I do too, in a weird way. Work was so much easier back then. And
I never made any money doing things! Poker got banned in our common room too when I was in 6th form. People used to lose so much money over the course of a term Best thing I made the whole class do was stand up at the same time and do the macarena as fast as possible as soon as the teacher turned her back, in like year 9 or something. Which was ridiculously stupid looking back. But the confusion on her face when she turned back round to see what the hell was going on was great. Used to piss off my maths teacher so much. Talk to her with eyes open as wide as possible just to freak her out.
Sending the bloody bailiffs round next week because we 'owe' council tax.. even though we're definitely exempt from paying and have sorted it out with the council numerous times!! Bastards won't listen!
Yeah I do too, in a weird way. Work was so much easier back then. And
Best thing I made the whole class do was stand up at the same time and do the macarena as fast as possible as soon as the teacher turned her back, in like year 9 or something. Used to piss off my maths teacher so much. Talk to her with eyes open as wide as possible just to freak her out.
Poker was banned, we just played it anyway. I forget how much money i lost those 2 years of 6th form. One of the best teacher windups i did was in year 9. I quickly coloured half my face in black, with a permanent marker, when the teacher was out of the room, and spent the rest of the time imitating michael jackson once the teacher had returned. Detention was again, worth it. Teachers don't like you trying to moonwalk in a maths lesson, and trying to coerce a female classmate into dancing with you. I'm amazed i turned out so well.
haha, brilliant. You'd probably get in a hell of a lot more trouble nowadays for doing that!!I never tried, just casually made my way through. Probably could have done better but y'know. Ah well. I made it to uni, that's all that counts eh!
I never tried, just casually made my way through. Probably could have done better but y'know. Ah well. I made it to uni, that's all that counts eh!
This.
Still doing that at uni now.
I never tried, just casually made my way through. Probably could have done better but y'know. Ah well. I made it to uni, that's all that counts eh!
I think my teachers were amazed that i made it through with flying colours. I never really applied myself, until year 13, when i finally grew up. No more daredevil antics, no more setting off inapropriate alarms on my phone, no more watching porn on my phone, with the volume all the way up. It's like i swapped from age 17 to 70. I'm now the most boring 20 year old on the planet.
This.
I never realised you could be casual at uni. Maybe i should unlock my fun side again, and give it a bash.
I hate the toilet paper at work. It's so ****ing rough you wouldn't believe it. There is plenty of legislation to do with working conditions; pay, temperature, substances hazardous to health etc. Well how about substances hazardous to my arsehole?