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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first month in charge?

  1. Excellent, Keir is my hero

    47.1%
  2. Ok ish

    11.8%
  3. It's been like a month of Sucky on weed

    23.5%
  4. BobbyD for Prime Minister

    11.8%
  5. Love not Hate

    5.9%
  6. Duggie wants his Winter Fuel Allowance back

    47.1%
  7. brb is **** at polls

    23.5%
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  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    It’s last week. That’s Sucky’s Twitter account.

    They can learn a lot from Jews. Our lack of sporting prowess and being forced out of certain industries by law under actual rather than made up persecution has created generations of financiers and the like.
     
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    It's true, you're not even any good at Cricket.

    Makes you wonder why the Irish haven't done better really.
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Judo seems to be the one sport Israel excels in weirdly. Even Ronnie Rosenthal is best known for missing an open goal and Eyal Berkovic for being assaulted by John Hartson. Anyway happy Pesach to all celebrating our successful Egyptian escapades.
     
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  4. PINKIE

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    Probably because it sounds like Jewdo

    I remember that Ronnie Rosehthal miss and the boot to Berkovic's face lol.

    Yeah crap at football and most other sports it seems. This is why you started that Darts thread innit.

    Anyway happy Pesach mate <diva>
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    As holder of the Brighton & Hove under 100kg Jewish weightlifting championship I refute this accusation.
     
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  6. brb

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    Hmmm, the Tories are poorly represented by muslims, maybe it was a speech because Labour gained by far the muslim majority of voting and he was trying to change that tide. I can't even believe you trust a word Cameron says. <laugh>
     
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    Are Jews any good at Darts ?

    I mean given the way they seem to not be very good at hitting targets in Gaza and wiping out the whole neighbourhood instead, you'd think things like Darts, Archery, Javelin etc wouldn't be an area you lot would excel in

    :bandit:
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    He's just making one of those 'same old' pitches to an ethnic community though, i.e. we think more of you should be represented across the UK

    He's fishing for votes,

    but yeah Islamophobia was rife in the Tory party when they were crying about Corbyn and Anti-Semitism.
     
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  9. brb

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    of course he was fishing for votes, I'm more surprised you didn't sniff that out from the off. Although I'm more surprised Sucky fell for that old bolloxs tbf.
     
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    Well I did, that's what politicians do when they rock up to ethnic community gigs. Try and pander to their audience to garner support

    He still makes a valid point though, that for the size of the Muslim population, they are underrepresented in the top jobs

    @Sucky has bought into the narrative that he wants the Caliphate to take over the UK though <laugh>
     
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    We aim for the single 1 to get more value for money.
     
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    Yeah but I think if you're aiming for the 1 and hit the 20, then it counts as 20.

    The IDF claim they were aiming for the 1 and then try to pretend the other 19 were being sheltered by the 1 so they deserved to die.

    And this is why Jews are crap at Darts
     
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    If they were aiming for treble 20 this would have been over about 15 months ago and I’d be booking a hotel at the Trump resort now.
     
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    Not even David Cameron will be able to promote any jobs for Muslims at my Water Park
     
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    If Four Lions taught us anything it’s that Muslims love water parks.
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Are you really though?
     
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    It's the new jihad innit.

    The slow jihad.

    Chapter one; islamaphobia<whistle>
     
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