Actually got banned from Wet & Wild on the Algarve (near Albufeira) back in my 20s ...
They had staff at the top of the biggest water slides who would space you out going down the slides that went through tunnels in the fake mountain before emerging into the big pool at the bottom.
There were 4 of us - one was a rugby player with Coventry - he wasn't happy with the speed of descent so came up with a plan which involved us smearing ourselves with liquid soap from the loos for less friction but also slowing in the tunnel until all 4 of us were together - not really allowed for safety reasons ... anyway, all went to plan and when the last joined we carried on and emerged into the sunlight - what he hadn't counted on was the effect of the soap ... we emerged into an absolute wall of suds and bubbles ... and security all round the pool ... ****ers wouldn't even let us change ... escorted to the gates in our budgie smugglers ... but to rousing applause from the crowd
They had staff at the top of the biggest water slides who would space you out going down the slides that went through tunnels in the fake mountain before emerging into the big pool at the bottom.
There were 4 of us - one was a rugby player with Coventry - he wasn't happy with the speed of descent so came up with a plan which involved us smearing ourselves with liquid soap from the loos for less friction but also slowing in the tunnel until all 4 of us were together - not really allowed for safety reasons ... anyway, all went to plan and when the last joined we carried on and emerged into the sunlight - what he hadn't counted on was the effect of the soap ... we emerged into an absolute wall of suds and bubbles ... and security all round the pool ... ****ers wouldn't even let us change ... escorted to the gates in our budgie smugglers ... but to rousing applause from the crowd

