Why would it me summer? !2 days ago it was January, so it would be impossible for it to be summer (in the Northern hemisphere).
What do you call a bicycle made for two being ridden by two black men who have only just met? Random Mandem Tandem.
I went to the doctor and said the size of my penis was causing me great mental anguish. I told him that in order to lead a happy and fulfilled life my penis had to be 10". The doctor apologized and said that there was no way the NHS would fund penis reduction surgery.
A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world-renowned ENT specialist for help. The doctor examines him and says "I've found your problem. Your penis is 12 inches long. It weighs so much it is pulling on your larynx , causing you to stutter." The man asks, "W-w-what's the c-c-cure, d-d-doctor?" The doctor replies, "We have to cut off 6 inches." “Due to the nature of the condition, I will perform this operation free of charge” The man thinks about it, and eager to cure his stuttering, agrees to the operation. The operation is a success, and he stops stuttering. Two months later he calls the doctor and tells him that since he had the 6 inches cut off, his wife has dumped as their sex life has gone down the tubes. He wants the doctor to operate to put back the 6 inches. "Hey doc, I want my 6 inches back!, you need to perform another operation and re-connect my missing 6 inches" The doctor responds, "Nnnnoo wwwway, aa a a d ddeealss a fffffuccckkkiinn deal!"
