Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

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These lunatics need subtitles <laugh>

‘Major European trophy’ translates as ‘Fairs Invitation Cup’.

‘Richest club in the world’ is ‘Saudi plaything’.

‘Cathedral on the hill’ reads ‘Crumbling old stadium on a slight incline’.

They’re so adept at rewriting history nothing they say makes a scrap of sense <doh>
Not to mention al, of the “adopted geirdies” which they conveniently forget are adopted geordies when they pop a transfer request in!
 
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New lad. (“Massive Newcastle fan”) started and I had to train him today. 22 years old.

number of Newcastle matches attended as an adult = 0

He’s canny enough, but when I asked about football and he responded with the quote above, i had to ask! “Went loads as a kid, my dad used to get free tickets from his work”

So, he’s never paid for a ticket, and his Dad doesn’t go any more now he can’t get them free!!
 
New lad. (“Massive Newcastle fan”) started and I had to train him today. 22 years old.

number of Newcastle matches attended as an adult = 0

He’s canny enough, but when I asked about football and he responded with the quote above, i had to ask! “Went loads as a kid, my dad used to get free tickets from his work”

So, he’s never paid for a ticket, and his Dad doesn’t go any more now he can’t get them free!!

But but but only Sunderland did that cos we couldn't fill our stadium apparently!