Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

I think he was taking the mick with the strong breeze point.

 

13 points off 1st and 17 points off 18th position. By that logic they are also in a relegation fight

 

They are 2 points ahead of Bournemouth, and one ahead of a side that’s lost 7 of last 11.

Unstoppable

 

I swear you either have to be fat as **** or ugly as **** to follow these

 

They’ve never changed bud. Look at this classic which the new photo reminds me of!

 

Was bad enough growing up in jarrow where its 50/50 now I live amongst them they’re the strangest people on the planet, see them out and about at the shops in their gravy stained tops when they’re games are on all the time, they have no shame it’s almost a personality trait to be a Geordie and ‘luv tha toon’ yet never go to a game or even watch it live

 

Noticing alot more around Sunderland aswell. I said when the takeover came for the Mags and if they done well, that we would lose a substantial amount of the next generation of Sunderland fans.

 

Liverpool played a game less , so that 13 is probably 16 pts.

 

They’re a few points ahead of others on the back of wins against 2 relegation teams, a 10 man Villa that seem to have lost their way , and a ManUtd team who are beatable by anyone.

 

Aye. Undoubtedly they are a good side, but there’s 6-7 better if everyone turned up.

Strange bunch.

 

Saw a dad and his lad at Hylton Red House shops (they were covered up) and hoping they’ve moved there and not local turn coats.

 

They’re doing well but it’s just plain arrogance mentioning a title race. There’s no chance

 

Aw bless, he's starting to grow a mustache.
Just like his mam.

 

You missed out "thick"

 

Seen a thick spenk in Tesco's at the wheatsheaf before Christmas, just parading around thinking he was hard as ****

 

Rancid that like. Red House, probably one of the most "Sunderland" places you can get.

Top shops next to the school or the bottom shops next to the cemetery?

 

They can't be local, surely? Like I've said, seen loads of kids knocking around in full skunk kit, training gear the lot. The "blokes" that wear then almost look like they want you to say something to them

 

These lunatics need subtitles

‘Major European trophy’ translates as ‘Fairs Invitation Cup’.

‘Richest club in the world’ is ‘Saudi plaything’.

‘Cathedral on the hill’ reads ‘Crumbling old stadium on a slight incline’.

They’re so adept at rewriting history nothing they say makes a scrap of sense

 

Or all of the above?