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pompeymeowth said:
Did you cut one in half?

It's never going to happen. Stop living in fear.

Ponds will be along in a minute, to tell you it's Maths
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I modelled it myself from real statistics and arrived at circa 120 years till the UK is majority muslim and that was without factoring in any further immigration. My model gave very similar results to studies by economic thinktanks found online. Some countries in Europe will get there sooner, in less than 100 years.
 
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Toby said:
^^^ Cheese noob
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I've eaten cheese all over the globe, young pup, and let me tell you that no French cheese even makes the top twenty. I've had better cheeses in Peru, Namibia and Luxembourg. Yet despite these extensive cheese travels (and subsequent cheese dreams), the path always leads back to Keen's extra mature cheddar.
 
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Ponders Revisited said:
I've eaten cheese all over the globe, young pup, and let me tell you that French cheese doesn't even make the top twenty. I've had better cheeses in Peru, Namibia and Luxembourg. Yet despite these extensive cheese travels (and subsequent cheese dreams), the path always leads back to cheddar.
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Dairylea and Laughing Cow are the finest cheeses in the world.
 
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Ponders Revisited said:
I've eaten cheese all over the globe, young pup, and let me tell you that no French cheese even makes the top twenty. I've had better cheeses in Peru, Namibia and Luxembourg. Yet despite these extensive cheese travels (and subsequent cheese dreams), the path always leads back to Keen's extra mature cheddar.
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Meh. Cheddar has its purpose, but I've had cheeses in France that make it taste like babybel. And i've had some very nice cheddars.

German cheese is ass, Spanish cheese too, but French/Italian cheese is something else.

ER munches his boyfriend's nob cheese on ryvitas. Ignore him.
 
Toby said:
Meh. Cheddar has its purpose, but I've had cheeses in France that make it taste like babybel. And i've had some very nice cheddars.

German cheese is ass, Spanish cheese too, but French/Italian cheese is something else.

ER munches his boyfriend's nob cheese on ryvitas. Ignore him.
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This vision is Tubbys favourite fantasy, as he's right into perving being the brown bandit he is,
 
Willhoops said:
Is that vision your favourite fantasy?


What are you getting for Xmas Rog?
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Not my fantasy repeating Tubbys, just waiting for my house abroad to get finished so I can fek off and leave you Labourites controlled by Muslim Shia law, oh how ill laugh
 
Willhoops said:
Interesting, a place I’d love to visit, quite a different climate and wildlife, Keynes has Elephants, lions, cheetahs and Sunderland has…. Slags and chavs.
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Kenya has a higher proportion of Muslims than the UK and it borders Somalia, a country where 99% of the population are Muslim.

Every now and then they like to have a row with Kenya and (shh Muslim) refugees pour into Kenya as a result.

Have fun in Kenya Uncle Albert
 
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pompeymeowth said:
Kenya has a higher proportion of Muslims than the UK and it borders Somalia, a country where 99% of the population are Muslim.

Every now and then they like to have a row with Kenya and (shh Muslim) refugees pour into Kenya as a result.

Have fun in Kenya Uncle Albert
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Hmmm @Makemstine Roger needs to moan about something, looks like he won’t even need to change his repertoire all that much.
 
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