British Politics spam thread

Interesting, a place I’d love to visit, quite a different climate and wildlife, Keynes has Elephants, lions, cheetahs and Sunderland has…. Slags and chavs.

 

Hmmm @Makemstine Roger needs to moan about something, looks like he won’t even need to change his repertoire all that much.

 

Will you miss the slags though?

 

you lot no

 

Rog and Ron, what a pair!! Remember to slap a load of lotion on that bonce, wouldn’t want you to burn.

 

silly girl Malindi is full of Italians KILIFI is full of English Niomi Campell and Flavio Briatori live on my estate the ARMANI

 

Briatori’s a **** btw.

 

Ever since Starmer won the right to pay illegals benefits

 

There appears to be quite a few conflicts of interest on your list as some items are subsets of others or the same thing worded differently.

Things that make an angry red faced person angry, most of the time. (too many angries here, surely the red face caused by the anger?)

Muslims – people wanting to do religion should keep it to themselves and not expect others to live by their ideological ethics.
Keir Starmer/Labour – Communists with proven track record of abject failure in any office.
Immigrants – people coming here by various means over which insufficient control is being exhibited.
Asylum seekers – no problem with genuine ones that comply with the asylum system and prove their entitled to claim asylum.
BLM – corrupt organisation in support of a dead career criminal in the USA with little positive relevance.
Multi cultural society – this was a successful one until about 25 years ago but has dissembled in recent times.
Diversity in jobs – employment should be a meritocracy; social manipulation has always been proven to fail.
Statues – inanimate objects that seem to be unjustified targets of those that wish to rewrite history to suit their ideological beliefs.
Flag on England kit – unclear which ‘Flag’ is being referred to here. Being English, it is the kit my nation’s players wear in games.
Palestine protesters – scumbags wanting a non-existent state, mostly Islamists and anti -Semitic Lefties.
Trans people – an extremely small subset of humans with genetic mutations that some now want to medically inflict on vulnerable people.
Gender pronouns – these have existed for a long time but some appear to be wilfully misappropriated in recent times.
Multi Gender groups – no problem with groups containing men and women as I seem to be surrounded by them much of the time and they are the only genders.
Mixed race adverts – where the mixing of the races is a realistic reflection of society this is not a problem.
Ethnic actors in historical dramas – it seems reasonable to expect the parts of historical figures to be portrayed by actors/actresses of the correct ethnicity.
The EU – failing Leftie Establishment attempt to turn much of Europe into a supplicant suprastate.
The BBC – Leftie Establishment mouthpiece struggling to justify the compulsory public subscription for little worthwhile output.
The Guardian – tawdry rag that employs the likes of Owen Jones but continues to provide inadvertent comic entertainment.
Just stop oil protesters – scumbags doing the maximum amount to alienate people against their unrealistic cause, usually spoilt brats called Tarquin and Ophelia.
Homosexuality – people wanting to practice unbiological relationships should keep their behaviour to themselves and their like.
Women – given that they represent more than 50% of the species this is too non-specific a category to comment.
RLNI – I suspect that is meant to be the illegal immigrant trafficking service known as the RNLI, who won’t get a penny from me.
The NHS – a failed 70 year experiment in Communist healthcare that needs to be replaced with a workable model.
Teachers – many of the modern ones seem to be desperate Lefties that cannot control children because the parents exercise no disciplinary control over them at home.
Greta – nothing against Italian actress Ms Scacchi or did you mean the late Swedish actress Ms Garbo?
Khan – was he not killed in Star Trek II?
Anyone who doesn’t wear a poppy – those that do not want to celebrate the people that died so they are free to not wear one have my contempt but could keep their views to themselves and allow others to pay their respects peacefully.
Rashford – have only seen a photo of Tamara so insufficient details to comment.
Lefties on twitter – who cares if they leave as it is supposedly a platform of free speech so they can come and go as they please.
Lefties leaving twitter – who cares if they leave as it is supposedly a platform of free speech so they can come and go as they please.
Adverts when it’s not all white heterosexual people. – where the mixing of the races is a realistic reflection of society this is not a problem.
Attack on free speech – people that refuse the right to freedom of speech are scumbags deserving of my contempt.
Anyone with a different opinion speaking freely – no problem with people having a difference of opinion provided they allow others to differ.
Corbyn – lifetime loser from a middle class family, Islamist anti-Semite that used to ride Diane Abbott around East Germany; a comedy legend that continues to give.
Nike – corporate idiots paying the price of their stupidity in a free market society.
Jaguar – corporate idiots paying the price of their stupidity in a free market society.
Bud light – corporate idiots paying the price of their stupidity in a free market society.

Sod French cheeses, you missed those two rich hypocrites Gary Lineker and Carol Vorderman off your list.

 

hes a canny bloke been drinking with him a few times has a lovely classic ferrari he shipped in

 

Ok then he’s a canny ****.

 

Didn’t read, I doubt I’ll be the only one.