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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    can you touch your toes
     
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  2. Ponders Revisited

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    Never. I get a professional in for that sort of business.
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

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    I modelled it myself from real statistics and arrived at circa 120 years till the UK is majority muslim and that was without factoring in any further immigration. My model gave very similar results to studies by economic thinktanks found online. Some countries in Europe will get there sooner, in less than 100 years.
     
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  4. Toby

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    ^^^ Cheese noob
     
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  5. Ponders Revisited

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    I've eaten cheese all over the globe, young pup, and let me tell you that no French cheese even makes the top twenty. I've had better cheeses in Peru, Namibia and Luxembourg. Yet despite these extensive cheese travels (and subsequent cheese dreams), the path always leads back to Keen's extra mature cheddar.
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

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    Dairylea and Laughing Cow are the finest cheeses in the world.
     
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  7. Toby

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    Meh. Cheddar has its purpose, but I've had cheeses in France that make it taste like babybel. And i've had some very nice cheddars.

    German cheese is ass, Spanish cheese too, but French/Italian cheese is something else.

    ER munches his boyfriend's nob cheese on ryvitas. Ignore him.
     
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  8. Makemstine Roger

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    This vision is Tubbys favourite fantasy, as he's right into perving being the brown bandit he is,
     
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  9. Willhoops

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    Is that vision your favourite fantasy?


    What are you getting for Xmas Rog?
     
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  10. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Not my fantasy repeating Tubbys, just waiting for my house abroad to get finished so I can fek off and leave you Labourites controlled by Muslim Shia law, oh how ill laugh
     
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  11. Willhoops

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    So you want to be an immigrant then Rog?
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

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    No i have dual nationality
     
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  13. Willhoops

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    Where are you going?
     
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  14. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    This should be good
     
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  15. Willhoops

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    Maybe he’s just left?

    And he didn’t even tell me what he’s getting for Xmas.
     
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  16. Toby

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    Guess you're talking to that dribbling mong Wodger?

    He's a Thailand-nonce. Off to hang around outside primary schools.
     
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  17. Makemstine Roger

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    Kenya
     

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  18. Willhoops

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    Interesting, a place I’d love to visit, quite a different climate and wildlife, Keynes has Elephants, lions, cheetahs and Sunderland has…. Slags and chavs.
     
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  19. pompeymeowth

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    Kenya has a higher proportion of Muslims than the UK and it borders Somalia, a country where 99% of the population are Muslim.

    Every now and then they like to have a row with Kenya and (shh Muslim) refugees pour into Kenya as a result.

    Have fun in Kenya Uncle Albert
     
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  20. Willhoops

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    Hmmm @Makemstine Roger needs to moan about something, looks like he won’t even need to change his repertoire all that much.
     
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