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Charles No Likes Hawtrey said:
According to the 6 stone Crombie-clad waffler, it’s up to the club’s Marketing Department to ensure the “8,000 new fans” come back for Peterborough, etc.

And there’s me thinking that it was entirely dependant on the quality of the team and then playing attractive football.
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So presumably SR believes that the footballing department of the Club has done its job and delivered a promotion winning team.

If he does not believe that, how can he expect the marketing department to bring those 8,000 new fans back?
No marketing department can sell a defective product to new customers.
Those customers can be duped once maybe, but they won't come back.
 
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The low energy coat hanger Hawtrey trots out “injuries” as an excuse at this stage of every season.

Join the dots, Charles. Thats why you need an owner who will properly invest in the squad. You don’t want that though - you call it “fans being entitled” :emoticon-0148-yes:

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Charles No Likes Hawtrey said:
The low energy coat hanger Hawtrey trots out “injuries” as an excuse at this stage of every season.

Join the dots, Charles. Thats why you need an owner who will properly invest in the squad. You don’t want that though - you call it “fans being entitled” :emoticon-0148-yes:

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Does he ever give his opinion<doh>
 
I haven’t looked at ITTV tonight yet, I need a drink first, but post defeat, does anyone fancy playing Kev Hawtrey bingo ?

“Still only xxx points off the top 8” - 10pts

“Miles will be back soon” …scrub that one

“According to Swiss Ramble, we are a Champions League side” - 20 points

“Fob Mob says we won 25% of the aerial challenges” - 25 points

“Lets judge after another (insert random figure) games” - 50 points

“Perhaps we might all buy an extra beverage at the Peterborough game?” - 100 points.
 
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Charles No Likes Hawtrey said:
I haven’t looked at ITTV tonight yet, I need a drink first, but post defeat, does anyone fancy playing Kev Hawtrey bingo ?

“Still only xxx points off the top 8” - 10pts

“Miles will be back soon” …scrub that one

“According to Swiss Ramble, we are a Champions League side” - 20 points

“Fob Mob says we won 25% of the aerial challenges” - 25 points

“Lets judge after another (insert random figure) games” - 50 points

“Perhaps we might all buy an extra beverage at the Peterborough game?” - 100 points.
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All the rest is noise…<laugh><laugh><laugh>
 
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No surprise to see another low ambition apologist, Mundell, blaming Jones rather than Methven.

You get what you pay for, or don’t pay for, in football.

Jones may be a massively over rated coach but he’s been given the square route of nothing to work with…. many on 606 predicted we were crying out for pace out wide and a creative No.10 …nothing materialised.
 
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Watameire said:
I don’t think it’s it’s a Charlie vs Jones situ as to who is to blame - they have both failed
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Fair comment, although I think Jones has been short changed. He'll not be here in the summer after we have seen another c*** of a transfer window in January.
 
According to CAFC Twitter this morning, Mannion is now the tenth member our squad currently out injured <laugh><laugh>

That’s 40% of our dross, cheapo squad currently injured - must be some kind of record.

We don’t hear much about “Dr Will” from Charles Hawtrey lookalike SR these days ?

I thought this fatuous gimmick & waste of money was brought in by Slippery Charlie Methven precisely to address our perpetual injury problems ….they have got worse on his watch.
 
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The Penguin said:
Didn't TS also reckon he had sorted out the problem?
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Yes, but he asked Dr Raelyn & his son to do it.

Slippery CM went to great lengths in explaining how they had re-laid the training pitches as an imaginary cost of £450,000 and poached this bean counter from Brighton, to address the issue. It’s got even worse <laugh>

Just a thought, but maybe signing injury plagued has beens is a factor ?
 
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