Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

After the goalkeeper had to walk four miles in the snow just to get to the game after doing a morning down t’pit.

 

Lol, with players going over at the slightest touch these days and with the introduction of var, you're going to have to do better than that Ern. Penalty's are king in the modern game, not that i've checked the stats.

 

In the old days...

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This is just a video of Duggie going to Co-op.

 

@duggie2000

 

I remember people saying Pele scored a lot of goals against Brazilian farmers

 

Many a Sammarinese still trembles at the name, Wayne Rooney ...

... and not just the women of pensionable age ...

 

Still searching for your single brain cell

 

Read an interesting article about Man U in a magazine

Headline was 19 years ago Man United were not an English Premier League Club they were THE English Premier League Club and it went through all the thing that have gone wrong since the Glazers highjacked the club

The best line was when Ratcliffe and Brailsford had a one hour meeting with Ferguson that lasted four hours and as the meeting finished Ferguson pulled Brailsford to one side and said Dave it is really very simple......just get rid of all the ****s

If true that is a classic

 

At least Fowler snorted the line the right way.

Kane's even managed to **** that up

 

Yeah might just give up tbh.

 

That **** included goals in his garden and Escape To Victory in his total.

 

GK's didn't have catchers mitts on either.

 

To be fair, so did Captain Tom

 

Gloves ?

 

And look what happened to them both.

 

Don't know how they can play in those gloves today, but obviously must be an advantage to it, well apart from the obvious one of doubling the size of their hands.

 

I was referring to the size.

 

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Should be a lesson for all to heed.