Off Topic Really minor things that irritate you

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People using mobile phones like a walkie talkie...nobody wants to hear your conversation and instead of asking them to speak up PUT IT TO YOUR ****ING EAR.

Anyway sun's out and I'm sat in the William Jameson "beer garden" :emoticon-0102-bigsm
 
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Daz said:
People using mobile phones like a walkie talkie...nobody wants to hear your conversation and instead of asking them to speak up PUT IT TO YOUR ****ING EAR.

Anyway sun's out and I'm sat in the William Jameson "beer garden" :emoticon-0102-bigsm
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I was genuinely going to post about this very thing.
 
Daz said:
People using mobile phones like a walkie talkie...nobody wants to hear your conversation and instead of asking them to speak up PUT IT TO YOUR ****ING EAR.

Anyway sun's out and I'm sat in the William Jameson "beer garden" :emoticon-0102-bigsm
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John Wick said:
I was genuinely going to post about this very thing.
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I already beat you both to this one. It's my pet hate and I'm convinced there are people who don't realise how a phone is supposed to work!

young2077 said:
One of the things that really annoys the **** out of me these days that is not grammar but mobile phone relayed, in fact I'll give two as I've just though of another!

People who work around holding their mobile in front of their gob with the phone on loudspeaker talking to people. The loudspeaker is there as a hands free option of you need to look for an email or something on your phone while talking to customer services for example not so everyone can hear your conversation and see you loom a twat! I'm convinced some people don't now that you can put your phone to your ear!

The other that I thought of because of the above. People in brand new cars usually a Mercedes or an Audi or summit talking on their phone when their phone 100% has the capability of connecting the phone and talking that way! ****ers!
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I've just re-read my post and it's just aswell I didn't mention spelling or grammar. There are words in there that aren't even the word I was typing <laugh>
 
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young2077 said:
I already beat you both to this one. It's my pet hate and I'm convinced there are people who don't realise how a phone is supposed to work!



I've just re-read my post and it's just aswell I didn't mention spelling or grammar. There are words in there that aren't even the word I was typing <laugh>
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lol didn't see it mate. But I fully agree.
 
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makemdan said:
ankle biters

Parents who excercise absolutely no control over their kids especially when they are flying around the supermarket with micro trolleys
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Them fookers at checkout who don't have their card or cash ready then spend 5 fookin minutes looking for it FFS.

Them fookers who load the conveyor up behind someone who hasn't finished loading their goods and then there's no room for them .

Arseholes who spend five minutes deciding on what to buy, blocking others from being able to get to what they want to buy <laugh>

Lazy tossers who have picked something up whilst shopping then decide they don't want it and dump it somewhere random, especially chilled or frozen goods. Lazy cùnts.
 
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Nig said:
Them fookers at checkout who don't have their card or cash ready then spend 5 fookin minutes looking for it FFS.

Them fookers who load the conveyor up behind someone who hasn't finished loading their goods and then there's no room for them .

Arseholes who spend five minutes deciding on what to buy, blocking others from being able to get to what they want to buy <laugh>

Lazy tossers who have picked something up whilst shopping then decide they don't want it and dump it somewhere random, especially chilled or frozen goods. Lazy cùnts.
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All of those and
People who you let in front of you because they only have a few items and they don't even say thanks :emoticon-0121-angry
Shop assistants that think its clever to scan at the speed of light and then put things in a different order to the way you put them on the conveyer belt.
People who can't be arsed to return their trolley and leave it in a parking place.
 
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Nig said:
Them fookers at checkout who don't have their card or cash ready then spend 5 fookin minutes looking for it FFS.

Them fookers who load the conveyor up behind someone who hasn't finished loading their goods and then there's no room for them .

Arseholes who spend five minutes deciding on what to buy, blocking others from being able to get to what they want to buy <laugh>

Lazy tossers who have picked something up whilst shopping then decide they don't want it and dump it somewhere random, especially chilled or frozen goods. Lazy cùnts.
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You been reading my mind ?? All them things happen to me as well . Yes , possibly worst one , I can’t get to the one thing I will definitely take , they closely inspect 6 identical packages , and then take - you don’t need me tell you which one !
 
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Gil T Azell said:
I prefer the term screaming sh*t machines or semen demons.
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My mate has a Polish lad working for him. Mate and Polish lad were in the supermarket one time with the Polish lad's 2 kids. They asked if they could have some of the sweets strategically placed at the checkout till's. Polish lad said no. That was it end of story, no tantrums or pet lips. My mate said do they not keep on at you til you give in? Polish lad said why, there is no point as they know he wouldn't relent. Blame the parent not the kids.
 
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DH4 said:
My mate has a Polish lad working for him. Mate and Polish lad were in the supermarket one time with the Polish lad's 2 kids. They asked if they could have some of the sweets strategically placed at the checkout till's. Polish lad said no. That was it end of story, no tantrums or pet lips. My mate said do they not keep on at you til you give in? Polish lad said why, there is no point as they know he wouldn't relent. Blame the parent not the kids.
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Our kids were exactly the same, never been in a Mc Donald’s either.
 
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Nads said:
I love old Fords mate, I have a couple old cars that I plan to put back on road, but the holy grail for me is an Old Ford. Mark 3 RS be the one.

I have a Corrado VR6 which has only done 32,000 miles but timing chain snapped, been stood for 6 years now (I bought it broken, never sorted it) and a 205 GTI which was bought cos it was all I wanted when I was a kid.

That’s actually still alive but is cosmetically a bit of a clip.

I’d have about 30 cars if was up to me, wish I’d kept all my old ones. Fiesta RS, Golf GTi marks 2/3/4.

Issue with modern cars is they don’t let you do what you want in them. Can turn everything off in both our cars and they will still decide e Pugh is enough.

That 205 GTI you can legit do whatever you want in it and it will let you.

Would love a Sierra xr4 and an Orion as well. Just loved 80s cars.

You mention Mitzi’s, had an Evo 7 few years back and when it wasn’t overheating that thing was magnificent.
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Best car I’ve ever driven
 
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