Do you know of a lad called Paul who follows City? Disabled lad with no arms or legs. No? Ok. (Pause) Knock Knock! Who’s there? Not Paul. I heard my 8 year old tell a version of this to one of his schoolmates a few weeks ago. I nearly pissed myself laughing! ****ing Brutal!
A man walks into a bar, he notices a sign on the wall that says hot dogs £2 cheeseburgers £3 and handjobs £10. A busty blonde approaches him and asks” what can I get you sweetie? Yeah, are you the one giving the handjobs? Smiling she says “why yes I am” “In that case” says the man “why don't you go wash your hands and make me a cheeseburger!!!
Fake, the copper doesn't have a thin blue line badge on. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
Freddie Flintoff and his wife have just announced their separation, she recently gave birth to a son and he's convinced she's cheated on him. His exact words were 'he looks nothing like me'. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
You are Stephen Milligan, I don't want five pounds. The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
