I see Ray Reardon has died, aged 91 - just two reds and a black short of a century!
Off Topic Offensive jokes thread
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Do you know of a lad called Paul who follows City? Disabled lad with no arms or legs. No?
Ok.
(Pause)
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Not Paul.
I heard my 8 year old tell a version of this to one of his schoolmates a few weeks ago. I nearly pissed myself laughing!
****ing Brutal!
Ok.
(Pause)
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Not Paul.
I heard my 8 year old tell a version of this to one of his schoolmates a few weeks ago. I nearly pissed myself laughing!
****ing Brutal!
You’re right. Lozza Fox is an offensive joke
A man walks into a bar, he notices a sign on the wall that says hot dogs £2 cheeseburgers £3 and handjobs £10. A busty blonde approaches him and asks” what can I get you sweetie? Yeah, are you the one giving the handjobs? Smiling she says “why yes I am” “In that case” says the man “why don't you go wash your hands and make me a cheeseburger!!!
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Fake, the copper doesn't have a thin blue line badge on.
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Freddie Flintoff and his wife have just announced their separation, she recently gave birth to a son and he's convinced she's cheated on him. His exact words were 'he looks nothing like me'.
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You are Stephen Milligan, I don't want five pounds.
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You are Stephen Milligan, I don't want five pounds.
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Note to self (and others) - spanking the monkey should never end in death, that is all!
Well, not your own.
So speaks the expert.Well, not your own.
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