Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

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Iain said:
I was there 2 weeks ago mate, me and the missus booked up last minute for a week in majorca. They weren't just in the airport they took up the 2 rows behind us.
Mother, father, 15ish year old son and his mate, son about 8 , daughter about 6 all in mag tops.
So pleased I'd downloaded the series of Rebus and had my earphones in the whole flight because after the couple of jack Daniels I wouldn't have been able to keep my mouth shut.
The 10 minutes through take off and coming in to land their conversation was just what you'd expect.
15 year old son shouting across the aisle, here Da are we ****ing hitting the magaluf strip.
To which the father replies try and stop me you little ****ing rat.
This is on a flight full of families as well as couples.
My missus just looked at me with that look as if to say don't you dare say anything.
Then the mother pipes up to the son shouting you'll not last an hour drinking with me you little ****ing ****.
Then they wonder why people refer to them as scum
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Thanks marra, you've just put me off my holiday to majorca end of July ffs.
 
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Nig said:
Just reply "they tend to build airports away from civilised areas"
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Just tell him your ashamed to say Sunderland are NIMBY,s and don't want the airport that Sunderland are bigger owners than Newcastle on their doorstep
 
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Blond Bombshell said:
Thanks marra, you've just put me off my holiday to majorca end of July ffs.
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Just got to remember mate, it's only the flight. I'm no snob but I was quite sure this family were heading to Magaluf before I even heard them mention it.
I would of put money on us staying at the opposite end of the island.
The problem is every holiday destination will have its, let's say down market resorts, so there's always a chance we will be accompanied on our flights with them.
I know this make me sound like some stuck up twat, but I'm really not, anyone who knows me would quite happily vouch for that.
I'm just a normal bloke who wants a peaceful flight and a relaxing holiday drinking alcohol and perving at the young ladies with very little clothing on, whilst trying not to let the missus catch me. ( No easy task that one )
However when you arrive at Ponteland Airport and see a family of inbreds queuing all your holiday excitement is just drained from you
 
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Iain said:
Just got to remember mate, it's only the flight. I'm no snob but I was quite sure this family were heading to Magaluf before I even heard them mention it.
I would of put money on us staying at the opposite end of the island.
The problem is every holiday destination will have its, let's say down market resorts, so there's always a chance we will be accompanied on our flights with them.
I know this make me sound like some stuck up twat, but I'm really not, anyone who knows me would quite happily vouch for that.
I'm just a normal bloke who wants a peaceful flight and a relaxing holiday drinking alcohol and perving at the young ladies with very little clothing on, whilst trying not to let the missus catch me. ( No easy task that on )
However when you arrive at Ponteland Airport and see a family of inbreds queuing all your holiday excitement is just drained from you
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Iain said:
Just got to remember mate, it's only the flight. I'm no snob but I was quite sure this family were heading to Magaluf before I even heard them mention it.
I would of put money on us staying at the opposite end of the island.
The problem is every holiday destination will have its, let's say down market resorts, so there's always a chance we will be accompanied on our flights with them.
I know this make me sound like some stuck up twat, but I'm really not, anyone who knows me would quite happily vouch for that.
I'm just a normal bloke who wants a peaceful flight and a relaxing holiday drinking alcohol and perving at the young ladies with very little clothing on, whilst trying not to let the missus catch me. ( No easy task that on )
However when you arrive at Ponteland Airport and see a family of inbreds queuing all your holiday excitement is just drained from you
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I always find it’s worth paying a bit more for your accommodation to avoid having to be any where near those type of mag families.
 
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mrs em said:
I always find it’s worth paying a bit more for your accommodation to avoid having to be any where near those type of mag families.
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Doesn't always work. We go to this chain regularly https://ikosresorts.com and it's
not cheap (totally worth it though). I've only ever seen one person at one of their resorts in a football top, and it was so predictable which one it would be.
 
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Neil said:
Doesn't always work. We go to this chain regularly https://ikosresorts.com and it's
not cheap (totally worth it though). I've only ever seen one person at one of their resorts in a football top, and it was so predictable which one it would be.
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I was on a cruise earlier this year and only saw one grown man wearing a football top on the sun lounge deck, obviously he was a Newcastle scratter. Later during the cruise there was a formal night and most people were wearing suits, tuxedos, etc…, guess who turned up wearing the same scruffy football top
 
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Mr_B said:
I was on a cruise earlier this year and only saw one grown man wearing a football top on the sun lounge deck, obviously he was a Newcastle scratter. Later during the cruise there was a formal night and most people were wearing suits, tuxedos, etc…, guess who turned up wearing the same scruffy football top
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Iain said:
I was there 2 weeks ago mate, me and the missus booked up last minute for a week in majorca. They weren't just in the airport they took up the 2 rows behind us.
Mother, father, 15ish year old son and his mate, son about 8 , daughter about 6 all in mag tops.
So pleased I'd downloaded the series of Rebus and had my earphones in the whole flight because after the couple of jack Daniels I wouldn't have been able to keep my mouth shut.
The 10 minutes through take off and coming in to land their conversation was just what you'd expect.
15 year old son shouting across the aisle, here Da are we ****ing hitting the magaluf strip.
To which the father replies try and stop me you little ****ing rat.
This is on a flight full of families as well as couples.
My missus just looked at me with that look as if to say don't you dare say anything.
Then the mother pipes up to the son shouting you'll not last an hour drinking with me you little ****ing ****.
Then they wonder why people refer to them as scum
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I was on a flight to Krakow from Ponteland in September just before their first champions league game, I had 3 of them in front of me discussing their upcoming match, then all of a sudden their talk naturally was steered towards Sunderland, why I have no idea, spent a good portion of the flight slagging off everything to do with us. How I didn’t say something i will never know, if I wasn’t with my Mrs I would’ve said something.

It’s funny that when they all get together they only discuss NUFC for a little bit before moving onto their specialist subject SAFC.
 
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mrs em said:
I always find it’s worth paying a bit more for your accommodation to avoid having to be any where near those type of mag families.
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Done that. But you still have to mix with scratters at the airport.
One year in Menorca, at a 5 star all inclusive. An ensemble of rangers fans/families in full kit/Scottish mag mode were upgraded to where we were staying as the chavva site they had booked was closed, probably due to health reasons, or they clocked them checking in and told them that <laugh>

I had a bit of a to do with the gobbiest at the bar one night so the Mrs dragged me off to the local bars the next few nights <laugh>
 
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Nig said:
Aye, there's a lad I know from simonside, texts me on WhatsApp anything anti safc or pro nufc. He's only passing on what he gets off other mags he knows.
Doesn't even like football :rolleyes:

I reckon he has a mag top with a geet star on the front, and stained y-fronts just for sitting in the back yard drinking fosters and covered in steak bake.
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Talking of which, here's a latest picture he sent me <laugh>


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