Shearer's ebar

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Urgh. I HATE the GC lot. Their level of banter is calling people ****s and thinking "yeah. I won THAT argument"
 
I'd love to travel around Europe watching football, but I'd need a fair bit of cash behind me!

I worked with Air UK for a while and qualified for discounts so I managed to get 5 return tickets from Norwich to Milan for about £9 each as they'd just had some late cancellations.

Bought them on the Wednesday morning, informed mates that night and we flew out on the Friday morning for 4 days.

Hotel was dirt cheap (as it was also the biggest **** hole I've ever stayed in) but we managed to get 5 tickets for the derby for about £20 each and then got slaughtered with the Inter fans after they'd won the game.

Tried to hitch a lift on the back of a moped so I could 'race' round Milan honking the horn, waving a flag and be derogotive to the women (i.e. pretend to be Italian) but I was too drunk to stay on.
 
The bacteria <yikes>

This comment reminds me of Kid Jensen (old radio DJ) when he took part in some Health and Safety training video about food handling (guess DJ rates sucked in the early 90's).

He dives over the stainless steel counter and starts shouting 'The germs!!! The germs! They're everywhere!!'

Always stands out in my memory as worst instructional video ever.
 
This comment reminds me of Kid Jensen (old radio DJ) when he took part in some Health and Safety training video about food handling (guess DJ rates sucked in the early 90's).

He dives over the stainless steel counter and starts shouting 'The germs!!! The germs! They're everywhere!!'

Always stands out in my memory as worst instructional video ever.

sounds nearly as bad as jimmy sav smashing a peach with a hammer to get across motorcycling safety