Hilarious Jokes

Head? That's a bit harsh.

 

I will delete it now then

 

I'm afraid it's too late. You know how even handed they are on here. The other was deleted, and the poster was thanked for doing so. They still got banned though.

 

At least the posts on here are living up to to the thread title.

 

Why did Julie fall off the swings?

She had no arms.


Knock knock

Who's there?

Not Julie.

 

Any chance I could ride you?

 

Scotland footy team

 

Are there any fuzzy wuzzies in the Scotch Haggis Caber Tossing Pootahball squad these days?

Maybe they don't like it up 'em. It's the cold steel.

 

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To be fair, that is your personal choice. You could get it if you wanted.

 

^^^^ didn't get the recognition it deserved. The picture is hilariously implying that the wee kid is called Blackie and the dog is called Edna.

 

I don’t see colour so I didn’t get it

 

See you went too low. With this site being so highbrow, people were obviously trying to interpolate Edna with Environmental DNA.