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Election 2024

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jan 18, 2024.

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How are Labour doing after their first 12 months

  1. Give Keir a dinghy

    33.3%
  2. The Afghans are coming

    16.7%
  3. Duggie wants his winter fuel payment back

    22.2%
  4. BobbyD to take over

    38.9%
  5. Tax, tax, tax and more ****ing tax coming

    11.1%
  6. We want Farage...

    5.6%
  7. Stop the triple lock

    16.7%
  8. Leave my pension alone

    22.2%
  9. brb is **** at polls

    38.9%
  10. Sucky is an Afghan

    61.1%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    There are three sides:
    - Jews
    - Palestinians- maybe at a stretch other Muslims but really most don’t give a ****.
    - Hysterical lunatics with no dog in the fight shrieking about a ceasefire with every breath because this one foreign war for some reason has become their entire lives.
     
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  2. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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  3. PINKIE

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    Sunak's target audience <laugh>
     
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  4. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I don’t think any of us on this board give a **** really. It just passes the time and makes for decent bantz.
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Can definitely see Piskie in a keffiyeh throwing his rock collection at the local Starbucks.
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    Starbucks aren't worth my best rocks mate.
     
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  9. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Yes and no, it's been going on all my life, be nice to think it could end, but 3000+ years of it says it probably won't until one side or the other has gone.
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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    I don’t think it’s in Netanyahu’s or Hamas’ interests for it to be over ever really. Both are probably more powerful while there’s aggro. Really just needs some US bulldozers of peace to flatten the place and turn it into Piskie’s Middle East Disneyland idea.
     
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  11. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Well if that’s the way it has to be, Ern, they should end it like men…


    With a penalty shootout…



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  12. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Oh, this whole thing is a funding drive by Hamas for sure, I'd donate some money to the Palestinains if I didn't think it would all go in the pockets of the Hamas leadership. And, tbh, it wouldn't surprise me to find Putin's fingers in their somewhere tbh, what with the Ukraine war and the Russia/Iran/Hamas connection.
     
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  13. Star of David Bardsley

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    I’m curious as to who bought and flogged a job lot of Palestinian flags as they were suddenly ****ing everywhere within days of Oct 7th.
     
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    @PINKIE Tours
     
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    I’m jealous of the entrepreneurialism. People are probably making good money flogging merchandise on the marches. My half and half scarfs aren’t doing well at all.
     
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    We cater for all needs at Pinkie Tours

    We have Palestinian flags and Star of David flags to hang from your bedroom window if you're not bothered about it getting bricked.

    We also have 'I heart Bibi' T-shirts and Green Hamas bandanas

    We do not discriminate here at Pinkie tours and are here to meet the needs of our customers, thank you please.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    You put too much on jews there mate. You need to add a bit more to the other two.
     
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  18. Star of David Bardsley

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    We are a people of few words hence being so underrepresented in Hollywood and positions of power.
     
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    That's a good addition to the other two sweeping statements tbf.
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    This, he's a trouble making fat jock ****.

    Cant stand him
     
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