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  1. Magdad

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  2. Judge Death

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    Like Mike Tyson said, everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face ....

    Competition wise, you sometimes need a "leveller" - collar bone/shoulder works well, or knee cap
     
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    Indeed. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

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    What if the other fencer has a gun?
     
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    Do any of you pussys even train or are you all just that guy talking about a fight you had at school in people's kitchens at 4am.
     
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  6. Obi Wan

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    Yeah I still train, but mostly teach nowadays.
     
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    What do you train in ?
     
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    It's just I've had a great idea... are any of you guys interested in a not606 sponsored fight event?

    I'd love to mouth off about unrealistic expectations while I pulverise you for a few rounds.
     
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  9. Obi Wan

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    A dojo.

    Karate.
     
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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Catch the bullets with chopsticks of course.

    :bandit::bandit:
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    What colour belt you got
     
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    Ridiculous answer. Totally unrealistic!!!

    How is the fencer supposed to do that….with his “wrong” hand?
     
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  14. Obi Wan

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    Black. Been doing it for over 30 years.
     
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    Back in the day, I got to Brown Belt level at Karate. Shotokan.

    Had to give up due to work demands in my late 30’s.
     
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    OK you can fight Archibald cunningham then I'll be looking for someone far more useless for my bout.
     
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    Wtf is going on here? One day you're all completely useless in my eyes and now you're the expendables
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    This has got to be you lot

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