Bit unfair. That description certainly applied to the last lot. They were taking the free tickets and not putting the divots back, that was one of the reasons they were dismissed.To be fair I think most of them are just unqualified lackeys who are given a free match ticket in return for putting divots back at half time. A lot of groundsmen will arrange these people themselves so the chances are they will be talking about and pointing out a decent pair of norks in the North Stand and not really doing what they are meant to be doing. Some clubs use the academy players to do it.
Perhaps someone should contact John Cooper and ask for a bit of advice?