Shearer's ebar

Thanks lads

 

good luck

 

All the best for the interview. Make sure you don't tell them that if you were to cut yourself you would bleed black and white blood. I hear that doesn't go down well with employers.

 

Plus the fact the person doing the interview is a mackem

 

Tell him* you have a passing interest in football if asked. Such as when Newcastle passed Sunderland as the top dogs to regain their rightful dominance.

* Note: If your interviewer is Cestria then do a little dance in front of him whilst you say it.

 

Ouch, yeah best to stay off that altogether then.

 

How do you know this, I didn't know anything about the people interviewing me, when I've had interviews.

 

his dad works there

 

I had an interview where I was told to ask at reception for a Hussy.

Thinking this was a set up I asked at the reception for A Huffy. I was told that Mrs Hussy would be along shortly.

 

Most annoying interview question ever: Tell me about a time that you did something badly, but overcame the problem to solve it in the end.

 

That's easy.

Just say "I once didn't think about responses to interview questions so I made random things up when asked about 'doing something badly and how I rectified it' because they never check the responses out anyway and it worked because they gave me the job".

 

You've got to see this ****!!!

HAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAA XD

[video=youtube;l3TPqOZVC18]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3TPqOZVC18&feature=related[/video]

 

[video=youtube;xg--H5FuBwE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg--H5FuBwE[/video]

 

Not really all that funny but still a pretty good idea. Could have been done a lot better though.

 

10,000 posts woooooo here's some cracking goals

[video=youtube;vh0KRIex5JY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh0KRIex5JY&feature=related[/video]

[video=youtube;pRbwdVb6vrA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRbwdVb6vrA[/video]

[video=youtube;Awr0RObZDDU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awr0RObZDDU[/video]

[video=youtube;lZcjCi0IkEw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=lZcjCi0IkEw[/video]

[video=youtube;DErsJs2e0yE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DErsJs2e0yE[/video]

[video=youtube;l9MmBRORLC0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=l9MmBRORLC0[/video]

[video=youtube;FYHnuKMGCYs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FYHnuKMGCYs[/video]

 

Congrats Secret Ingredient Took you a while!

 

i need to get a life

 

10k. Well done, ****ing hell.

 

There's f*ck all else to do on that bench outside my bank other than sup special brew and smoke tabs, that aside it's a commendable contribution to our board and I salute you sir....