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Shearer's ebar

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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  2. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    good luck <ok>
     
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  3. skalpel

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    All the best for the interview. Make sure you don't tell them that if you were to cut yourself you would bleed black and white blood. I hear that doesn't go down well with employers.
     
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  4. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Plus the fact the person doing the interview is a mackem
     
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  5. overseasTOON

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    Tell him* you have a passing interest in football if asked. Such as when Newcastle passed Sunderland as the top dogs to regain their rightful dominance.

    * Note: If your interviewer is Cestria then do a little dance in front of him whilst you say it.
     
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  6. skalpel

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    Ouch, yeah best to stay off that altogether then.
     
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  7. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    How do you know this, I didn't know anything about the people interviewing me, when I've had interviews.
     
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  8. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    his dad works there
     
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  9. overseasTOON

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    I had an interview where I was told to ask at reception for a Hussy.

    Thinking this was a set up I asked at the reception for A Huffy. I was told that Mrs Hussy would be along shortly.
     
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  10. skalpel

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    Most annoying interview question ever: Tell me about a time that you did something badly, but overcame the problem to solve it in the end.
     
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  11. overseasTOON

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    That's easy.

    Just say "I once didn't think about responses to interview questions so I made random things up when asked about 'doing something badly and how I rectified it' because they never check the responses out anyway and it worked because they gave me the job".
     
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  12. You've got to see this ****!!!

    HAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAA XD

    [video=youtube;l3TPqOZVC18]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3TPqOZVC18&feature=related[/video]
     
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  13. skalpel

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. [video=youtube;xg--H5FuBwE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg--H5FuBwE[/video]
     
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  15. skalpel

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    Not really all that funny but still a pretty good idea. Could have been done a lot better though.
     
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  16. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    10,000 posts woooooo here's some cracking goals

    [video=youtube;vh0KRIex5JY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh0KRIex5JY&feature=related[/video]

    [video=youtube;pRbwdVb6vrA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRbwdVb6vrA[/video]

    [video=youtube;Awr0RObZDDU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awr0RObZDDU[/video]

    [video=youtube;lZcjCi0IkEw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=lZcjCi0IkEw[/video]

    [video=youtube;DErsJs2e0yE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DErsJs2e0yE[/video]

    [video=youtube;l9MmBRORLC0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=l9MmBRORLC0[/video]

    [video=youtube;FYHnuKMGCYs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FYHnuKMGCYs[/video]
     
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  17. AH

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    Congrats Secret Ingredient <applause> Took you a while! ;)
     
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  18. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    i need to get a life <laugh>
     
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  19. skalpel

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    10k. Well done, ****ing hell.
     
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  20. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    There's f*ck all else to do on that bench outside my bank other than sup special brew and smoke tabs, that aside it's a commendable contribution to our board and I salute you sir....<applause>
     
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