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Afternoon, you ****ing old duffer.

Are the choo choos running ok today?


Choo choos will have to run without me today, I have a day off. Just been up the allotment, bit of a dreary day for it tbh. Collected some kale, winter greens and probably a few dozen snails. No one really likes kale but it’s easy grow. How is life in your “retirement community”? Has the nurse given you a bed bath yet?
 
Choo choos will have to run without me today, I have a day off. Just been up the allotment, bit of a dreary day for it tbh. Collected some kale, winter greens and probably a few dozen snails. No one really likes kale but it’s easy grow. How is life in your “retirement community”? Has the nurse given you a bed bath yet?

Not yet but the beautiful Nurse giving me a bed bath is the highlight of my day. She looks just like Joanne Whalley in The Singing Detective <magic>

Kale is strictly for ****tahs, lezzers and trannies <ok>
 
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