They do, in the short gap between hairdryer and straighteners.
My Missus has spent our marriage trying to hide how much she spends on frillies, fripperies and frivolities from me.
I'm a guy with a modern outlook, and like to give a lady her head, so I know her frail female psyche needs 'nice things' and trinkets in order to be fulfilled but, even so, I was somewhat taken aback when I deduced that she'd invested over a monkey in a single hairdryer and a single pair of hair straighteners.
James Dyson, you are either a megacunt or a genius. I can't actually work out which.

