It's early, early in the morning. I should be fast asleep, but I'm not. Why? Burglars? no. I've just received a call for Tokyo that my shares have collapsed? nope Haemmaroids playing me up? Thankfully, not something I have to concern myself with.....no, what's keeping me awake is the news from the gossip columns yesterday that we're going to put a bid in for (whisper it) Ca....Ca...c...Ca (sorry, the words are stuck in my throat) Carlton bastard Cole! FFS, if THIS is the calibre of player we're looking to build an new team with, let's all just pack it in now and go a support the Spartans or the 'Heed.

