Insomnia

It's early, early in the morning. I should be fast asleep, but I'm not. Why? Burglars? no. I've just received a call for Tokyo that my shares have collapsed? nope Haemmaroids playing me up? Thankfully, not something I have to concern myself with.....no, what's keeping me awake is the news from the gossip columns yesterday that we're going to put a bid in for (whisper it) Ca....Ca...c...Ca (sorry, the words are stuck in my throat) Carlton bastard Cole! FFS, if THIS is the calibre of player we're looking to build an new team with, let's all just pack it in now and go a support the Spartans or the 'Heed.

 

You mean someone that has only scored ONE league brace isn't fitting to our expectations?

Agree, ****ing disgrace if we even bid for this muppet!

On another note, seems the site is back up!!

 

Is it just me who thought this thread would be about N'Zogbia?

 

I'd rather dip me nadgers in peanut butter and go naked badger baiting then sign Carlton Cole.

 

Carlton is poo like.

 

Hes just a **** Ameobi

 

Theres a reason West Ham are where they are and its because this muppet can't score, hold the ball up or even stand in the right place. Waste of £10million. (which is what I've heard he is rated. Not even worth a tenner imo)

 

Could be a cheap back up once West Ham get relegated. Brum offered £1.5M for Ameobi maybe we should do the same for Cole.

 

I don't rate him any higher than Ameobi or Best and i thought we were looking to sign somebody better than them. And £10m for that muppet they are having a laugh!

 

was about to say that haha!

 

I hear badgers prefer the smooth variety, don't ask me how.

 

Yup

It's just the papers coming up with more ****e to get a reaction out of us, like you say why would we waste £10 mill one a one hanger on.
He probably doesn't fit are age/pay structure.

*****Official Stamp Confirming This As Press Bollox********

 

Are you gonna post the link for video of this this event or is it pay per view?

 

Budget cuts mean I have to charge and I can only afford Marmite....

50/50 chance of getting a bite.

 

LOL talk about product placement!!

 

I'd watch but I wouldn't bite!

 

Find a Honey Badger that likes Marmite!

 

i know a few hammers fans and their opinion is cole has a good game every 7 or 8 so i hope yous sign him haha

 

I would literally chew off all my fingers to keep him away from our club.

 

pardew rates him very highly so wouldn't be surprised if yous did sign him, the only thing worrying me is he'd probably have his 1 good game in 8 against us