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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Blimey, Didley, that's a bit strong ! Poor old Rog was only trying to tie his kangaroo down. :)
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 11, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Maybe l was a bit hard on young Rog but his curry vandoloo is too hot, not to mention how it runs thru the pipes.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 12, 2023
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    at least i don't play with 2 little buoys like some Aussies :emoticon-0105-wink: you know the type:emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jun 12, 2023
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    …. or claim a catch that didn’t carry <laugh>
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jun 12, 2023
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    .........or sledge opposition players :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 12, 2023
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    …. whilst scratching their ball <whistle>
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jun 12, 2023
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    .......whilst mistakingly holding sandpaper <doh>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jun 12, 2023
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    R- Soles!


    Rissoles!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 13, 2023
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    Is the church still closed for the reverend's summer holidays ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 12, 2023
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    Gone to watch the cricket
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Jul 12, 2023
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  11. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Arsssoles!
    Repent thee sinner!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 14, 2023
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    Sundays been and gone......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 16, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The church is currently being renovated!
    Donations are still being accepted, though….
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 19, 2023
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    I can spare a few Russian Rubles if that helps.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 19, 2023
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    Update!

    All donations are now directed to…..

    Save The Roger Fund!
    Phone 1800ROGER

    Footnote - l still think he’s in a strip club, pressing the flesh. Go for it buddy, you’re a winner!

    # There were no animals hurt in the writing of this post. The Reverend Squat Funds charities all round this world for good people.

    Please add a further $50 to your donation, you know you want to!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 24, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Dearly Beloved,
    We are gathered here today, to pay our money over to The Reverend Didley Retirement Fund No:7.
    Let’s all rejoice in k owing that our Reverend will be cared for in his later years.

    News Update!!!

    I’m already in my later years so cough up now!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 29, 2023
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    I gave all my money to rog before he disappeared.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 29, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    That would explain why he’s moved in at the strip club.
    I’d say your money has been blown….. or should l say, Roger has been…..
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 29, 2023
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    He is probably living it up in the south of France....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 30, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Wee Wee!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 31, 2023
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