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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    All new parishioners welcome!
    Even the same old ones, too!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 24, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Has there been a rush in new applications for church parishioners?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 25, 2023
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Yep, there are nun new parishioners, Woops!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 30, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    What !! Nun left ?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 30, 2023
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Nun.
    None.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 2, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Zilch ?
    Nada ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 2, 2023
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    There’s a thread for that.

    Dear Parishioners……

    This Sunday, is BBQ Day, so come & throw a bit on if rump on bbque.
    There is a small entrance fee of 95 dollars but don’t let that deter you from this great ‘meet & greet’ day.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 3, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Rump? I expect sirloin or fillet steak for $95!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 4, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Chicken breast, perhaps?
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 5, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    How big are the chicken's breasts?

    Asking for a friend/bird lover....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 5, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The butcher said, one size fits all!

    We’re raffling off the pulpit this Sunday.
    Reverend Squat will be accepting bids, bribes and everything corrupt.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 11, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    What about payments on the 'never, never' ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 11, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Never!
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 22, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Post dated cheque?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 22, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Don’t do dates …… prunes maybe!
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 26, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Not many parishioners left here now :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 9, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Hey Rev !! Any sign of Rog rejoining the flock ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 28, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Not sure if he’s flucked off or flucked the flock!
    Either way, we’re flucked without him.
    Well fluck me.
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 3, 2023
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Are you telling us to fluck off, Rev ?! :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 6, 2023
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    l don’t flucking no!
    Who’s on ist base?
    Watts on second?
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 7, 2023
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