Roll ups, Roll up…. Where’s Sans, he owes the church much moola! Note - Church policy says, you still must donate each week, every if your not here! Comprenda!
Hey rev, when is the church reopening? Did you find out who pinched the pre-Christmas takings?...........
it wasnt the rev he was too busy pinching the novices arses, and renting out his trinity candel you know the one made of grissle and shoots white sauce, well thats what he told the nuns .Good job he didnt rent it out too expensive.
Nearly a month since the church last opened. Absolutely shocking!! I have to go to the pub now for a drink....
public health scare I'm afraid the nuns treading the grapes for the communal wine all have athleats foot
