Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

Whatever the crime the defence is always, 'All clubs have a minority of idiots'.

The answer is to Google 'Images idiotic ******* supporters'.

Do it with 'Newcastle' and it's ten times as bad as Sunderland ...

... and worse than any other club in the country.

Exhibit A:

 

Picking the bairns up from school (Washington) and a bloke in his 40’s/50’s is here in a full Newcastle strip, including shorts and socks.

No need, few people having a cheeky giggle as he passed

 

I'm sure the resident mags will be all over this as soon as I posted it, but I had a couple of errands to run at lunchtime. In the time from leaving mine, driving 4 miles to teh recycling centre, then on to Tesco and back I saw 3 middle aged men in their cars wearing "toon" tops, then another 4 at tesco. WTF is the obsession with branding your cult status at every possible opportunity

"Brian, we're going to Tesco"
"Hold on pet, aaal get me toon top out the dirty washing. People need ta knaar that aaam a massive toon fan"
"but you never go to games....."
"shuurup man, aah watch them in the clerb with the other massive toon fans"

 

Hard to think of anything more embarrassing than that.

 

I’ll just never understand grown blokes going out in colours unless they’re going to the match or going to play 5 a side. Infact a good friend of mine, her lad is always wearing his Newcastle top everywhere he goes so I’m going to ask her if she thinks he looks like a twat.

Even wearing them for Wembley is a stretch for me personally, I must just be a miserable c*nt

 

Whenever I played five a side with the lads, not a competition, I'd wear anything but my Sunderland shirt.

Our competition name was the Eel Pie Rowdies ...

.. absolutely no idea why.

 

Years ago I used to play Weds nights at the Power League in Dunston. There was a lad there who I think thought he was David Beckham. He played in full England kit with white boots and had the slight tash/facial hair and coiffure that Beckham had in early noughties. I used to enjoy kicking him up in the air and hearing him squeal

 

Maybe I can help....

Was at dialysis training at the Freeman with the Mrs last Friday, and the bloke on the next bed, in his 50's, had their full new home kit on.
Went today, and he had their new away top on and mag tracky bottoms.
On dialysis ffs.....

Before any mags jump in and say "it didn't happen"....we go Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I know I'm not meant to, but next time he's in I'll take a sneaky photo....

A bloke, in his 50's, on dialysis, in a full kit.

p.s. His blood was red, which probably annoys the **** out of him......

 

He obviously looks like an idiot, Snaggey, but you'll find that his blood is red & white . . . . just like ours

That might (hopefully) annoy him more

 

How much do I owe you

 

Seems like the mags new signing is really happy to be there!!

Rival fans joke Newcastle signing Tonali ALREADY wants to leave club https://mol.im/a/12283327 via https://dailym.ai/android

 

Risky signing a player who has made it clear they are being forced out of the club for the fee and they want to stay.

It might work out, he is probably professional enough to still do well but it is the kind of signing that just isn't worth the risk.

He might be acting gutted now but wait till he hears his new chant! Will cheer him up no end, will be buzzing man!

 

Brilliant mate.

 

I’m

I will wear my Sunderland shirt when I go walking or taking the dogs out or into town. Not “intentionally” I just like the shirts as they’re light and comfy. I also
Wear t shirts I have accumulated from running events which are a similar material.

 

If this is their model (chucking enough cash at clubs and agents to more of less force a player to sign) then it's going to be delightful to watch. Nowt worse than a dressing room full of players who are only there for the money

 

Who are the resident mags on here? I pop in from time to time.
I have a 1927 retro top I wear occasionally for matches, other than that, I never wear one.
I don’t know what’s worse, someone who wears a replica top, or some sad individual who actually counts them!

 

Counting may not come naturally to a mag, but it's part of every day life for the rest of us.
I also saw 6 Range Rovers on the school run this morning. Is that ok for you?

 

Only you, and you're all over it. Mission accomplished I think.