Wonder how long it will be before Eddie Howe gets told his contract at Newcastle is not being renewed....and replaced with a £1m a week deal to manage in Riyadh? Oh,and by the way Eddie,those half a dozen promising young players you were looking to bring in next season are coming with you. Their Fathas are currently buying 20 properties each in Ponteland.
"Conker" surely? They're going to "conker" their opponents by throwing the fruit of horse chestnut (with shells on) at them. That sounds like something the mags might do. Or maybe "conker you up" means they'll stick them somewhere else. Who knows with that lot?
I wonder if it took him ages or he is just a lyrical genius? If there is ever a artist looking for the next Bernie Taupin to their Elton John this lads a shoe in!
He musnt have friends otherwise at least one of them would have stopped him putting out that clunky effort.
I might make up a song for Seelt. "Tell all the boys, girls and thems you know we are going to ****ing win enough matches in the championship to hopefully gain promotion, Jenson Seelt, Jack Clarke and Dan Neil!" I love how he says its a chant for the new bloke but really just mentions his name in a list, but when he does he has a huge grin on his face cause he thinks it's class.
Sure it's him who held a zoom call with a 9 year old who's father caught them and accused him of being a *****phile
Think you are spot on there mate, excellent memory. Hate you to spot me up to summit dodgy definitely pick me out of a police line up 5 years later!
I remember the vid being so cringeworthy, the young lad said to his father "its okay dad, it's the u-tuber Adam P, to which Adam smiled in self admiration and took another sip of his Pepsi zero... the father blew up...
It was bad like. He believed he was a big youtube star, while interviewing a child for his opinion . I'm convinced he expected the father to come over and be all star struck, not call him a *****phile .
