The only issue with giving Selles any kind of chance is I firmly believe you could set the team up better if you pulled all names out of a hat, along with tactical instructions and random options for a team talk - where one of the options is shouting Poppadoms really loud while shovelling vindaloo into your mouth.
On that note, I just asked ChatGPT:
"can you give me instructions to tell my football team what to do when they are 1-0 down with 10 mins to go"
The answer:
"Sure, here are some instructions you can give your football team if they are 1-0 down with 10 minutes to go:
1. Stay calm and focused: It's important to keep a level head and not panic, as this can lead to mistakes and poor decision-making.
2. Increase the intensity: With only 10 minutes left, your team needs to increase their intensity and urgency. Encourage them to play with more energy and passion.
3. Take more risks: In order to score a goal, your team will need to take more risks. Encourage them to push forward and take more shots on goal.
4. Make substitutions: If you have any fresh players on the bench, consider making substitutions to bring on some fresh legs and add some new energy to the team.
5. Change the formation: If your current formation isn't working, consider making a change to try and create more chances.
6. Play with width: Encourage your team to play with width and stretch the opposition defense. This can create more space in the middle of the pitch for your team to exploit.
7. Keep possession: It's important to keep possession of the ball and not give it away cheaply. Encourage your team to be patient and wait for the right moment to attack.
8. Press high: If the opposition has the ball, encourage your team to press high and try to win the ball back quickly. This can create opportunities to counter-attack and score a goal.
9. Stay positive: Finally, it's important to stay positive and believe that your team can score a goal. Encourage them to keep fighting until the final whistle."
It seems even AI can do better than our managers.