Jokes
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Shako celebrating Easter 
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2020VisionofLeeds
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That’s why I posted a joke. You daft young ****It's the joke thread ya silly old ****
Which joke was that?
2020VisionofLeeds
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Sat in the pub the other day when in walks a guy dressed in all black with a whistle and looking very angry,I said ****ing hell It's going to kick off in a minute
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went for an interview recently, and the H.R. woman said 'there is quite a large gap on your c.v. can you explain that?'...i said, 'i fell asleep with my head on the space bar'
Next door neighbour takes his pet chicken out training with him, I said 'whats the point of that mate' he replied 'havent you noticed his pecks recently '
2020VisionofLeeds
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A prostitute told me I could have sex with her for the reduced rate of £10 as she didn't have a womb.
I was intrigued, so I asked how we would do it?
She replied, "Acwoss the woad, against those wailings . . . "
I was intrigued, so I asked how we would do it?
She replied, "Acwoss the woad, against those wailings . . . "
brisbane-lion
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I always found that prostitutes didn't give a f*ck.
A couple down our street where getting a bit of grief a few years ago, he was an 10,000 metre runner and she was a sprinter people didn't take to mixed race couples back then
The just stop oil protester at the snooker is being vilified by the public a bit unfairly in my opinion I mean those cheesy wotsits are a pain to open 