That reminds me of the time my attractive neighbour accused me off stealing her underwear off her washing line, it took me ages to reasure her that I had nothing to do with it, infact I nearly **** her pants at one point.
How to tell what kind of bear is chasing you: If you're running, then you climb a tree, and the bear follows you, it's a black bear. If you're running, then you climb a tree, and the bear shakes you out of the tree, it's a brown bear. If you're running and you can't find a tree, it's a polar bear.
my chinese flatmate phoned me while i was at work and asked, 'have you seen my cocaine?'.....i replied, 'jeez i'm at work, why are you asking about **** like that? he said 'i need to know have you seen my cocaine'.....i said 'well,the last time was ages ago when he was in zulu'
Still can't forgive that man for stranding me at Victoria Falls airport for 5 hours, when he commandeered our plane, just because his wife had toothache and her dentist was in Harare. I will admit he probably did more atrocious things, but that was the only thing that personally affected me.
Little Johnny is playing outside but he needs the toilet He goes in and grandma steps out of the shower He says what’s that Grandma says it’s a beaver Next day same thing happens but His mother just comes out of the shower Little Johnny says I know what that is It’s a beaver grandma has one But I think hers is dead Cause it’s tongue was sticking out
Little Johnnys nieghbour had a baby But it had no ears His family went to visit them But Johnny was warned not to say anything about his ears or he would be spanked Johnny looked in the crib and said What a beautiful baby Look at his little feet His little hands Is his eyesight ok The proud mother said It’s perfect Johnny replied Good job he’d be ****ed if he needed glasses
Little Johnny goes camping with the school All the tents are taken so he has to share with the teacher Can I play with your belly button My mum always lets me when we go camping Ok said the teacher 5 minutes later The teacher says Woah woah woah That’s not my belly button Johnny Says Woah woah woah That’s not my finger
If I was addicted to masterbation And then became addicted to sex Would it be fair to say my addiction got out of hand
