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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. AH

    AH Active Member

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    Really? Which paper? Is she hot <laugh>

    Although if she's a Bieber fan and she's having his kid, that's a major put off <laugh>
     
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    AH, Nov 8, 2011
  2. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

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    30 seconds is a long time. Apparently there was a lad in my year at school who, how can I put this, lasted two 'pumps' <laugh>

    Justin Beiber is a tool like and I hope he dies.
     
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    Ba's Strawberry Syrup, Nov 8, 2011
  3. AH

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    WOAH she's 20? and ****ed with Bieber, 3 years her younger?

    What a tit.
     
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    AH, Nov 8, 2011
  4. AH

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    The average time, apparently, for a man to last during sex is like 2 and a half minutes isn't it? <laugh> Heard it on some naff C4 program <laugh>

    Depends how many beers you've had, of course <laugh>
     
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    AH, Nov 8, 2011
  5. Amnesiac

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    He was 16, she was 19 and no, she wasn't hot <laugh> Also it was the Mirror I believe.
     
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    Amnesiac, Nov 8, 2011
  6. Agent Bruce

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    Ahem!
     
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  7. Amnesiac

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    Dear lord <laugh>!
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    Tell him to look at his watch the next time he's doing it.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Nov 8, 2011
  9. AH

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    <laugh> Crazy. Get some morales girl! Dunno what I'd think if my mates slept with a 16 year old...

    Although, one of my mate's other mates brother (who is like 20/22) is now gay and is married to the priest at his church, who is like 60 <laugh> CRAZY

    <laugh> Damn straight!
     
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    AH, Nov 8, 2011
  10. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    30 seconds how I laughed.
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Nov 8, 2011
  11. Amnesiac

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    It is tragically weird!

    <laugh> That's just ridiculous!

    I'm saying nothing! <whistle> Something which you're not!
     
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    Amnesiac, Nov 8, 2011
  12. AH

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    Shush <whistle>
     
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    AH, Nov 8, 2011
  13. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    The lass honestly id say 6/10
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Nov 8, 2011
  14. AH

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    What's her name? I'll give her a google.
     
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    AH, Nov 8, 2011
  15. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Mariah Yeates

    EDIT: I only know cause I googled her before
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Nov 8, 2011
  16. AH

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    <laugh>!

    Yeah, I'd agree, probably about a 5 or 6. Doable still.
     
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    AH, Nov 8, 2011
  17. Amnesiac

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    I've ruined the eBar with Beiber talk <yikes>
     
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    Amnesiac, Nov 8, 2011
  18. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

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    Ba's Strawberry Syrup, Nov 8, 2011
  19. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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  20. Amnesiac

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    Why not just have a TV in the toilets? <laugh>
     
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    Amnesiac, Nov 8, 2011
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