The owner of a cafe was working one morning when a rabbit hopped into his establishment. "Could I have a ham and cheese Toastie, please" said the Rabbit The shocked Cafe owner served the rabbit who hopped off to a table and ate his breakfast. Next day, the same thing happened. The rabbit came in and ordered a toastie. This continued for a couple of weeks. The Cafe owner became something of a local celebrity, news crews turned up just to see this talking rabbit. Then, one day, in hops the rabbit "please may I have a ham & cheese toastie" said the Rabbit "I'm very sorry" said the owner "I am all out of Ham. Would a cheese and Beans toastie be ok?" "Sure" Said the rabbit. who once ready, hopped off and ate his breakfast as usual. That was the last the Cafe owner saw of the Rabbit until a couple of months later. At the end of the day he was emptying the bins out the back of his shop when over hops the ghost of the talking Rabbit. "What happened to you?" said the Cafe owner? "I got ill and died" said the Rabbit "Got ill?" said the Cafe owner "What was it?" Wait for it "Mixingmytoasties" replied the Rabbit
Beckham's son was having trials for his school team. "I know what position I want to play dad", said the lad, "but I don't know what number shirt to wear. What should I do dad?" Becham thought a while before saying............................... "Wear 4 out there Romeo!"
I was sat on the tube this morning next to this woman who was doing her make-up and being the decent chap I am I let her know she'd drawn her eye-brows on far too high - she looked ever so surprised when I told her.
What's the difference between the Tower of London and Portman Road? One holds the Crown Jewells, the other the Clown Jewells
MC Hammer broke up our friendship because apparently I'm obsessed with the Village people. I thought "But why MC hey?"
