British Politics spam thread

You've obviously never ****ed the right bird ...

Possibly time to stop being such a slave to Mrs Wrist? ...like your fellow Gammonmongos ...

 

Bit harsh on gammon slayer, he does his best.

 

He certainly slays ... the pork scratching carnage evidences ...

 

He was even trying to do words.

Blatantly a sock account that losers all have the log in details for they called the last one "the bike ".

The guy with the words and sentences was breaking character.

 

like i said, he does his best but the twitterverse is very limited so he's stuck with what he can find.

 

And you are obviously a boring ****ing twat like your lefty loony ****stain pals

 

Could you translate? ... Gammonmongo is often difficult to comprehend for those of us with fully formed brains ... thanks in advance... and sorry if I've interrupted you and your sister at a crucial moment

 

Bunnymelt !!!!!!!... easier than I'd imagined ...

 

Gods own gift to women is our Fosse, back in the 60s he was in great demand.

 

Pals ?
.Good one

 

Who's got the bread rolls? ... the pulled pork is well and truly done to a crisp!

 

You know it ... as does your missus

 

Nah, Donga can get far better done yet.

 

Nighty night gammons ...

"I came, I saw and I basted"

Fossilus Caesar AD 2022

 

Which property is Yvette claiming for these days?

 

****ing ****, she was born in 61

 

Fossil sounds about right

 

Is it not about time you had another attempt at doing away with yourself?

 

...but she peaked in 69 ... and not the summer of