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The Sunday Only Thread

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Sep 16, 2017.

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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    Only on Fryday night
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Nov 14, 2022
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  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The Reverend is considering starting a FansOnly site for the nuns, just to earn some extra cash for the church.

    Any thoughts people?
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 15, 2022
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    1/ a pound a kiss
    2/ 2 pound a fondel
    3/ 3 quid a sticky finger
    and 15 quid to dip your toffee apple in the hole
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 15, 2022
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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    What about $5 for glass of the Reverends top shelf aged cab sav?
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 15, 2022
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    no thanks you need to wash the old fly attractors before treadling them grapes , don't think cheesy smelling drink will ever take off mate:emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 15, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    now id pay a tenner to watch the nuns do it naked, and no fatties with hairy growlers
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 15, 2022
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I just purchased a wide angle lens!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 15, 2022
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  8. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    "There was a young nun from Australia,
    Who painted her arse like a dahlia,
    A penny a smell was all very well,
    But tuppence a lick was a failure !"
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 16, 2022
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  9. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    Was that Faith, Hope or Charity?
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Nov 16, 2022
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Bob Hope, or no hope !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 16, 2022
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  11. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    Starring in Road to Nuns
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Nov 16, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Chastity
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 16, 2022
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  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    that horse has bolted as well rev your well past the sell by date
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 16, 2022
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    There was a Welsh girl from the Rhonda
    Who loved passionate sex in a Honda
    when your arse goes like a road drill
    To give this Nympho a cheap thrill
    just don't go to bashing too madly
    So you won't be a a lumbered daddy
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 16, 2022
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    Practise safe sex …. shag a sheep <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Nov 16, 2022
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  16. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    or a nun
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 16, 2022
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    In sheep’s clothing?
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Nov 16, 2022
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  18. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    what a filthy habit .........see what i did there:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 16, 2022
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    Sex in Honda's, nuns in filthy habits, sheep shagging.......

    Sundays will never be the same <wah>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 17, 2022
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  20. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Unless you live in Wales.They are starting to run coach trips from London to Swansea for shirt lifters dressed as sheep, it keep 3 sets of the population happy gays locals coach drivers :bandit: :emoticon-0115-inlov:emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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