My Mrs is quite the Royalist and couldn't understand why I wasn't upset in the slightest, told her, I'm not glad she's dead but it doesn't affect me, I really have nothing to be upset about personally. Then she said, you better not text me any jokes about it, so I waited 5 minutes before texting her if she knew of anyone who could give a good home to 5 corgis. She then went all mentalist and said don't expect me to be upset when Nick Cave dies, I said but you like him as much as me, the reply, oh just shut up will ya. 


