Tips / Bets The Queen is dead

Where there's blame and all that jazz

 

Just got my £66 ticket to Doncaster races refunded, and next weeks rail strike is cancelled, saving me two days pay. I’m quids in from the old bird’s death, feeling a bit guilty tbh.

 

You lost in the europey league last night ffs sit the **** down

 

Took one look at Liz Truss and went belly up.

 

I thought only big things were cancelled, a comedian?

That's bizarre.

So if you got tickets for Jimmy Carr or something it would be cancelled and that's that?

 

Jaysus, one of the local pubs was quick off the mark

 

I'm not convinced she is really dead. Not until we see the body.

 

Was it the queens arms before or wha?

 

Jimmy Carr will be reading the eulogy at the old dear’s funeral, so definitely cancelled his shows.

 

So is Charles also a Lizard? Or is he some other kind of creature? A spider, a bear?

A space termite? Does he also eat babies, or does he eat puppies or something else?

The world needs to know.

 

She was already gone by then

Hung on long enough to go out laughing watching your boys though

 

Yes mate, of course

 

not sure Sinclair had got round to fascism .

 

or Prince's Arms lol

 

As long as he leaves the Kittens / Cats alone , I really don’t care

 

He's everywhere these days inhe

special 8 out of 10 cats do countdown, King Charles in dictionary corner.

 

None of this changes the fact you lost against a Spanish pub team in europes lesser competition last night does it tho?

Like i said

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****, just realised, this will probably mean another ****ing Elton John song. Ffs

 

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What the fk.......a lizard gives birth to baby lizards like the egg in jurassic Park ....space termites lol you yanks need 2 stop watching Netflix lol